Detroit: Become Human One-Shots.

Memes

What everyone thought was going to be a normal day at the precinct, (lol never) actually ended in a lot of laughing and mild confusion. If you told any of the officers that today would have ended like this, they would have decked you and walked away(especially Hank). It all started with two mischievous detectives, and what seemed to be the start of a new friendship.

"Hey, robo-cop!" Connor heard Gavin's voice across the office, slowly making his way towards Connor's desk. Hank was in the break room, so Gavin didn't need to worry about the normally-drunk police lieutenant interfering with his plan. Ever since Connor deviated, he started thinking of Connor as his son, and now he's a really over protective dad.

"What do you want, Gavin?" Connor replied.

"Meet me outside, but don't let Conan or Hank see, alright?"

"Uh...sure." He said skeptically." Just give me a minute."

A minute passed and Connor met Gavin outside, and he could already tell the idiot detective had something planned.

"What did you need?" Connor questioned.

"How would you like to confuse the entire office?"

"Oh rA9, what do yo have planned?"

"Do you know what memes are?" Gavin asked, a slight glint of mischief in his eyes. Connor was familiar with the concept, but he didn't really know any.

"I do, but only because Hank explained them to me, but I do have a meme pack."

"Download that right freaking now!" Gavin shouted.

"Alright, alright, chill!"

"I invented chill!"

"Doubt it."

"Shut up, robot."

A few seconds passed before Connor successfully downloaded the 'meme pack'.

"Finished." Connor informed.

"Ok, lets see... finish this meme...ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Gavin shouted.

"IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!!!" Connor shouted back.

"My baby's all grown up." Gavin said, wiping an imaginary tear, to which Connor replied with an eye roll." We're going to shout memes randomly throughout the office and see how everybody reacts, alright tinman?"

"Got it."

After a minute of talking, they finally returned to their desks, and when Connor returned to his, he was greeted with an already confused Hank.

"What were you doing with Gavin?" Hank questioned.

"Just talking."

"I can see that, but why?"

"Oh, just wait." Connor smirked.

"HURRICANE KATRINA?" Gavin shouted.

"MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA!" Connor shouted back, earning a confused glance from Hank, and a few laughs around the office.

About and hour later, Connor heard Gavin shout again.

"ROAD WORK AHEAD?"

"UH, YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES." Connor responed happily, earning a 'what the actual heck' look from Hank before getting back to work.

"Alright, what are you two up to?" Conan asked Gavin, just getting a shrug in return.

About every hour, Gavin would shout half a meme and Connor would shout the other half, and every time, about half the officers would fall to the floor laughing, while the other half stared at them, confused.

"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Gavin shouted again.

"IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!" By that time, Connor and Gavin were sure everyone in the office were confused, and they loved it. That one was probably Connor's favorite meme, because it was the first meme he actually learned.

"What is going on with you two?!" Hank questioned once again.

"Nothing." Connor lied cheekily.

"Connor, your so freaking dead!"

"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!" Connor started this time, to which none other than Conan replied.

"THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSIQUENCES!"

"Oh my god, Connor, he has converted to the life of memes!" Gavin shouted.

"YASS QUEEN!" Was Connor's awesome reply.

"That's it, Connor, explain or die." Hank threatened.

"Me and Gavin wanted to prank the office, so we went with memes."

"YOUR GROUNDED, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE, RIGHT NOW!" Hank shouted.

"THIS HOUSE IS A-" But before he could finish, he heard officer Chris Miller shout-

"No SwEaRiNg In My ChRiStIaN hOuSeHoLd!"

At that point, everyone was on the ground laughing. This was how Connor and Gavin became friends.

JK THEY WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, had to lol but Connor being brought into the meme life would be the best.