Another weird as heck day at the precinct as usual, except everyone in the office found out that Connor can change his voice to sound like anyone he hears. So now here he is, standing on the table, imitating his coworkers and friends because he got bored. Currently, they were in the break room. Today was a slow day at the precinct, so everyone, even Gavin, were saying names of people for Connor to imitate.
"Do Markus!" Hank shouted.
"Alright, alright, hang on." Connor replied. He cleared his throat, and the next thing he said sounded exactly like Markus." And on this day, humans shall dress up with cat ears and whiskers, while androids will wear dog ears, because we are free, and we can dress up as animals whenever we want!" Connor exclaimed, trying not to laugh.
On the other hand, Hank and Gavin were on the floor laughing, while everyone else was doubled over laughing. Even Conan was laughing.
"Oh my god, that was great!" Gavin wheezed." Why did we just learn about this?"
"You never asked...?" Connor questioned.
"Oh my god, Connor, do Conan!" Gavin shouted.
"Won't that be too easy?" Chris asked.
"No way! This will be the hardest one of all! Give me a second." After a few seconds, Connor spoke, his voice slightly deeper, like Conan's voice." Hi, my name is Conan, and I love to be a huuuuge jerk! Like that time I poured salt in Detective Reed's coffee, but said I thought it was sugar, or the time I tripped him and he spilled hot coffee on himself, but I just said he ran into me, but I think the best thing about me is how I hide manga in Gavin's bottom drawer, because I knew he wouldn't find it!" When Connor finished, everyone except Conan was on the floor laughing.
"Y'know, it's alright to laugh at yourself every once in awhile." Tina wheezed. "Or do we actually need to check Gavin's bottom drawer?" She questioned.
"T-That's not necessary!" Conan said quickly.
"Anyone else have ideas?" Connor asked.
"How about Gavin?" Chris suggested.
"Ew, no, pick someone else!" Connor said jokingly.
"I'll have you know, I am a delight!" Gavin said, equally jokingly.
"Alright, fine, I'll try." Connor started." Hello, my name is jerkface-I mean Gavin, and for years I always said stuff like tin-can and microwave to androids, ad now I'm dating one, even better, I'm the girl in the relationship!" Connor finished, with a perfect imitation of Gavin's voice. Everyone except Gavin laughed. Gavin was busy giving Connor a death glare." You know it's true!" Connor shouted at Gavin, causing everyone to laugh harder, if that's even possible, and for Gavin to blush. Unfortunately for Gavin, Captain Fowler walked into the break room in time for Connor's impression of Gavin, and now, not only did the entire office hear(and laugh at him), but the Captain did too!
"I didn't know you could do that, Connor!" Fowler said.
"We all just found out today!" Tina said.
"Hey, how about Connor tries Hank?" Fowler suggested. "Then get back to work guys."
"Oh no-I mean I can do that! It'll be easy!" Connor lied. He cleared his throat once again before starting." Hey, I'm Hank Anderson, and I love going to bars, smoking, and watching old romance movies that are older than me! They may be boring, but they still make me cry every time, in fact, not only do old romance movies make me cry, but old Disney movies do too, and those are for children!" Connor said in Hank's voice. Now it was Hank's turn to give Connor a death glare, before breaking down into laughter like everyone else.
"Wait, can I suggest one more?" Gavin asked.
"What is it?" Connor asked back.
"Sing thank u next by Ariana Grande in her voice!"
"Oh jeez. Challenge accepted, I guess." Connor said, a few seconds later, he sang it."One taught me love, one taught me patience~" he sang, making everyone laugh again. If you could die of laughter, everyone would be dead.
This is why Connor didn't tell anyone else about this.
Oh my god, I actually like this chapter, the world is ending! I know, it's bad, but I'm still proud of my work lol.
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Detroit: Become Human One-Shots.
Fanfictionreal original title right? eh, the title says all. ENJOY!!! So far, my favorite is the second chapter!