Destiel Oneshots

Sincerely castiel {Destiel}

12:47pm

Dear Dean;
In the few hours you've been gone many things have happened that you you will be truly happy to hear about. First, the television had began to make a loud fuzzy noise, that Sam describes as very dreadful, though I personally enjoy it, as well as the bright colours. It astounds me what your species has created. Second; for lunch Sam and I ate noodles that came in a cup! We placed them in the compact stove and they became edible, and then after Sam was kind enough to teach me texting.
I hope this message does you well.
sincerely Castiel

What the honest to god. cas that's not a text!

That's a letter from an eighteenth century  bearded man

Dear Dean;
I assume you know this but I was alive during the eighteenth century, and I do have what you consider a 'stubble' much like yourself
Sincerely Castiel

Dude

You don't have to sign your
name on texts

Dear Dean;
Your suggestion has been noted.
Sincerely Castiel

Dear Dean;
Sam has requested me to ask you when you plan on returning to the bunker, he has as well offered to make dinner. The options are steak sandwiches or chicken wraps, please reply with your preference as soon as possible
Sincerely Castiel

Probably Fourish depends, and
steak sandwiches

Dear Dean;
I will inform Sam
Sincerely Castiel

And cas

Dear Dean;
Yes Dean?
Sincerely Castiel

One more note
If you want to text better
look on the internet

Dear Dean;
Thank you once again Dean, I am happy to improve my abilities, and learn how to text better. Though, I do have a question. Where is 'the internet'
Sincerely Castiel

Ask Sam

2:23pm

Dear Dean;
TYSMFE.IASHNTIAATTN!
Sincerely Castiel

....
What?!?

Dear Dean;
'Thank you so much for everything. I am so happy that I am able to text now' When I went to the internet it suggested to me that while I text I shorten words simply to the first letter, some suggestions it gave me were 'TMI', 'BRB' as well as 'TYL'. The internet was highly useful and I am truly exited to teach you about it.
Sincerely Castiel

Cas, I know how
the internet works

Dear Dean;
TYL
Sincerely Castiel

Cas?

What does that mean?

Cas??
Cas!

3:36

Dear Dean;
I suspect there is a bit of salt in your text. If you would truly like to understand texting better I highly suggest going to the internet or talking to your fam, for I have NC
Sincerely Castiel

Talk to my what?
I'm on my way home
so we can talk and person
and without your weird
slang

Dear Dean;
Alright Dean, I am high key waiting
Sincerely Castiel

Yah I am sure you are

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Just a short oneshot, with really no plot, I just like the idea of castiel learning to text
-Paige x.