Dan and Phil Imagines

What it's like regularly with Dan

(Y/n)it's P.O.V

"Ahh! Dan, catch me!" I screamed as I fell back in my chair, also known as doing a Dan. "Ow!" I screamed as I hit the ground. "Oh my god, you ok? I'm so sorry, " Dan asked, I could tell he was trying not to laugh. "Yeah, you get the best boyfriend of the year awards, " I told him

Dan and I were sat in his room, I was currently on his computer, Dan was on his bed. I got up rubbing my head. "It's fine Dan, I think you would need to be the Flash to go from our bed to the computer, " I told him picking up the chair and sitting back down. "Come here?" I asked. He walked up next to the chair. "I deserve a good kiss from that, " I demanded. "Alright, your majesty, " He said poshly as he leaned down. I leaned in and our lips meant. After five years of being in a relationship with Dan, you'd think that getting butterflies in your stomach wouldn't happen anymore.

We pulled apart, but still inches from each other face. "I love you (cuteNickname), " Dan said softly. "I love you too Danny-boii, " I replied. He looked down smiling as he chuckled. He looked back at me. His eyes may be a dark-almost black-brown, but I could still get lost in them.

About a minute of just silently admiring the other one, I got a notification that Phil posted something on Insta. I opened my phone as Dan looked at the screen as well. It was captioned "2nd Dan and (Y/n) creepshot. They are so cute!💞💝" and there was a video of the moment Dan and I had together. I blushed a deep crimson knowing that thousands of people are gonna see that. "Phil Lesta! You Creep!" Dan yelled.

It was about 3 am, so I decided I should at least lay down. I got up from the Desk and walked over to me and Dan's shared bed. "Scoot over spaniel towel, " I told him. "What's the magic word?" He asked as if I were a six-year-old demanding for ice cream. "Hmmm? Abra-Kadabra?" I guessed. He rolled his eye and scooted to the other side if the bed. I lied right next to him. Everyone might imagine being in the warm embrace of your soulmate as they protect you from the horrid world, well, in reality, I end up using Dan as a pillow as I scroll through Tumblr, but one thing I do like is his calming heartbeat, sometimes. "Dan, calm down, your heart is beating at like 100kph, calm down, I can't sleep, " I told him. "Here, let me go do some yoga real quick, brb, " Dan joked. "Why is your heartbeat so fast right now though, " I asked sitting up and placing my hand on his chest. "I dunno, " he replied simply. "Please don't explode, " I begged jokingly. Dan was fidgeting a lot as well. "You alright Dan?" I asked. "No.." He said looking down. He was a horny boiii. "Look, Dan, as much as I love having fun-fun time with you, I'm really not in the mood, " I told him. "Please, " He begged. "Fine, " I sighed. "Nothing too exciting though, One: Phil's right there, " I said pointing to the wall. "Two: I'm not very horny, so try being quiet, " I told him. "I will, " he said excitedly. "You're acting like this is a rare occasion, " I said pulling down his trousers. "Hurry, " he whimpered. "You know I don't have to do this, " I told him. He whimpered again. "What do you wanna do?" I asked. "Mouth, " he replied instantly. I nodded as I pulled down his pants.

We got it over with and he was cleaned up and lied down. "I thought you said you'd be quiet, " I said chuckling. "Well, it's your fault because you were doing it, " he said. I cuddled up next to Dan and he gave me a gentle kiss on my head. "Thank you (y/n), " He thanked softly. "Anytime, " I said tiredly as I dozed off to sleep.

It was the next morning, I knew I had to apologise to Phil for last night. Dan was still deep in sleep. I attempted to reach over Dan to get my phone, I was unsuccessful. "Ow, " Dan groaned waking up. "Sorry, I was tryna get my Phone, " I apologised pulling away. Dan reached over and grabbed it for me. "Thanks, ". He fell back asleep. I got a text from Phil.

Phil: why so loud😭
11 am

(Y/n): sorry Phil, I told Dan to be quieter, but you know the lad can't be quiet unless it's a social situation

Phil: Alright, just not at 3 am anymore.

(Y/n): 👍

"Who're you texting?" Dan asked In his raspy morning voice. "Nosey much? I was apologising to Phil for your mouth, " I told him. I saw a slight blush creep on his face. I lied back down and nuzzled into Dan, then he put his arms around me. "Ugh, I need a shower, " I groaned. "Can I come?" He asked. "Yeah, but no funny business mister, " I said drawing circles in his chest. "I'm not a teenage boy (y/n), " he told me. "Are you sure? What about last night?" I asked chuckling. "I read smutty fanfic, " He explained. I gasped. "Without me? How could you, I thought you loved me, " I joked? "I do, " he said softly and kissed the top of my head. "You do what?" I pushed. "I love you (y/n) (l/n), " he said. "I love you too, Daniel Howell, " I said back.

We eventually got up. We both grabbed some clothes. "I'll get the towels, go ahead and turn on the water, " I said as we walked out of his room. I knocked on Phil's door. "Hmmm?" He replied. I opened the door and saw three towels on his floor. "I still don't understand what you need the third towel for, " I said picking them up off the floor. He shrugged. "Hey, after you shower, wanna go out with me?" He asked. "Phil! I'm dating Dan, you know this! " I said even though I know what he meant. "That's not what I meant, I mean urm. Starbucks with D-Dan and You, " he panicked. "I know, " I said walking out smirking.

I entered the bathroom to see Dan already in the shower. "(Y/n), why did I hear you scream "Phil! I'm dating Dan, you know this!"?" Dan asked. "Phil wanted to know if you and I wanted to go to Starbucks with him, but he said " wanna go out with me" and I wanted to tease him, " I said laughing. I began to strip and stepped in the shower facing Dan. I grabbed some of the body wash and Dan held out his hands. I poured some into his hands and then into mine. We both began to slather ourselves in it. "Dan, can you get my back?" I asked turning around. He rubbed my back. "Get mine, " he said after finishing. I rubbed his back like he did mine. Then we were facing each other again. I grabbed the shampoo and gave Dan some. Dan began putting it in his hair, then he made a mohawk. We both giggle like children as we took turns doing weird things with our hair. We soon began to rinse off all the soap as I started humming to "don't threaten me with a good time." By Panic!. Dan started humming along until by the end we were just screaming the lyrics. After the song, I turn off the water and we stepped out. We dried ourselves and dressed.

"Dan, get the one for frizzy hair, " I told him. "There's like a million that says frizzy hair on it, " he complained. We were getting ready to go out to Starbucks and I was doing my hair. "This one?" He asked holding up a body lotion. "Men, " I rolled my eyes. I got it for my self and went back to his mirror. I finished my hair and pick up my make-up bag. "You don't need that, " Dan said. "Yeah, I do, " I said pulling out the foundation. "Why?" He asked. "Because I look like an ugly rat, " I said putting the foundation on my hand. "(Y/n), look at me, " I looked at him through the mirror. "No, physically turn around and look at me, " He said. I turned around facing him. He walked up to me and gently grabbed my chin. "You don't need that, you aren't ugly, your perfect in every way, shape, or form, " he told me quietly. "No one's perfect Dan, " I told him. "I know this is cheesy, but in my eyes you are, " he said. "What about everyone else, they don't think I'm pretty, " I said. "I'm sure they do, but even if they don't, don't think about how other people think, " Dan said. "Beauty doesn't matter, it's only important if the person, is a good person, but the thing is, I somehow got a bonus because you're so sweet and caring, but you're also so fucking beautiful, " he explained. I smiled. He leaned in and gave a soft, but meaningful kiss. He then pulled away. "Now, as I said, you don't need this, " he said taking the make-up bag.

"Are you guys ready yet?! We're just going to Starbucks!" Phil yelled from the front door. "Yeah!" Dan and I both yelled.