Star Wars: The Last Jedi; Salt Guy x Salt

Salt Guy x Salt

Salt guy x salt

Background: The rebels have stationed themselves for battle on the salt planet of Crait.

Salt guy stepped outside of the bunker onto the wasteland of salt before him. He looked around, admiring the salt that went on forever in every direction. Slowly, he bent over, and slid his finger across the ground. He brought his finger closer to his mouth. His tongue, already sticking out, was ready for the salt. He slid his tongue around the his finger, admiring the taste of blood, sweat, and most importantly, salt. He closed his eyes, admiring the taste and croaked "Salt..." Moaning, he covered his hand in his saliva, and rubbed his hand furiously over the ground. He then stuffed his hand in his mouth, getting as much salt as he could. The taste was better than anything he'd had. Nothing beat the salt from the salt planet itself, he thought. He groaned at the idea of bathing in salt and licking it off of his elbow (thanks chloe). Salt guy fell to the ground and started rubbing as much salt as he could all over. Down his shirt and pants and shoes. He wanted to be filled to the brim with the delicious salt. His pants felt tight and he moaned at the feeling. He slowly felt his vision go in and out as it started fading to black. He collapsed and died from eating too much salt. The End.

TLDR; don't eat too much salt kids