Peter Parker One-shots

Hearing Aids (part three) (completed)

I was panicking. Why is Aunt Nat doing here? The whole class walks over to her and I make my way to the front so I can glare at her while tapping my toe.

"Тетя Нат, что ты здесь делаешь?(Aunt Nat what are you doing here?)" I question frowning.

"Я возглавляю туристическую группу, потому что Тони попросил меня. (I am leading a tour group because Tony asked me to.)" Aunt Nat says and I sigh.

"Я возглавляю туристическую группу, потому что Тони попросил меня. (I know that's not the only reason why.)" I say back and Aunt Nat smiles and ruffles my hair.

"Тони попросил меня присмотреть за тобой, он хотел убедиться, что с тобой все в порядке. (Tony asked me to watch you, he wanted to make sure you were doing ok.)" Aunt Nat says and I roll my eyes.

"Я в порядке, скажите ему, что ему не нужно беспокоиться и что он может вернуться к работе. ( I am just fine, tell him he doesn't need to worry and that he can go back to work.)" I say with a forced smile.

"Не ври мне. Тони получил уведомление о том, что вы включили протокол повелителя, а затем ваши наушники были уничтожены. (Do not lie to me. Tony received a notice that you turned on the overload protocol, and then your headphones were destroyed.)" Aunt Nat said and I gulp.

"Why is Peter calling Natasha Romanova Aunt Nat?" Cindy questions and I stiffen and I see Aunt Nat twitch a bit in surprise but no one else seemed to notice.

"He didn't call me Aunt Nat. You must not know as much as Russian as you thing you do," Aunt Nat says and I sigh in relief.

Cindy seems skeptical for a moment but then shrugs.

"Mr. Stark asked me to give you these," Aunt Nat says handing me a new pair of earbuds.

"Thanks, A- Ms. Romanova," I say catching my mistake but maybe a little late.

"Should we get things rolling?" Aunt Nat questions as people answer when it was a rhetorical question.

"There is a lot of you so we are going to slit you in half. One half with me and one with Mr. Hogan who should be here shortly, he had to deal with a very angry Mr. Stark and that is what has stalled him," Aunt Nat says and I barely see her smile and no one else would have even seen a trace of it.

"What did you give Peter?" Caleb questions with eyebrows raised.

"I pair of earbuds to help him with his hearing," Aunt Nat says and I nod when everyone turns to me.

"He can't hear?" Cindy questions and both me and Aunt Nat laughs.

"Far from it. He was born with a condition that made it so his hearing is stronger than normal humans, that is why he has the earbuds to dull his hearing so he doesn't have what we call an overload," Aunt Nat says and everyone seems surprised at her words.

"What is an overload?" Abraham questions and I shift from foot to foot.

"It's when noises are too loud I go into an almost panic attack like state," I say and look down.

"I think we should get going on this tour. I will be handing out badges. Alpha: This is for Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steven Strange, and a few classified people, and this allows access to every room in the tower including personal labs. Next Beta, This is for the Avengers that are often at the tower and allows access to almost every room in the tower except personal labs. Gamma: This is for the Avengers that don't visit the tower often so they have access everywhere but need permission. Delta is for the family of the Avengers and they need to have an avenger with them if they go anywhere. Epsilon is for Head scientists and they are allowed on every floor but the top ten which are the avenger's floors. Zeta is for Head business people and they have the same access as head scientists. Theta is for Normal scientists and they are allowed only in the labs. Iota is for Normal Business people and they are only allowed to go in the business floors. Kappa is for Interns that have been here awhile. Lambda is for new Inturns. Mu is for Receptionists, Tour guides, janitors. And lastly, Nu is for Visitors," Aunt Nat says and I nearly laugh at the looks on the student's faces.

"Aunt Nat I think you fried their brains," I say finally losing it and laughing.

"Oh shush Peter, you know I've never done this. Now for all of those who don't live here we will be touring some labs and business offices as we don't just have science here but Mr. Stark also own other companies as well," Aunt Nat says and everyone nods to her words.

The elevator behind her opens and Happy walks out with a grumpy look on his face.

"Separate yourselves in half," He barks out and we call scramble to follow his orders, sadly in the speed, MJ and Ned are in the other group while Flash is in this one.

"I am going to be leading one group and Natasha is going to leading the other," Happy grunts and then waves his group that Ned and MJ were in into the elevator, leaving Flash and I's group with Aunt Nat.

"How this is going to work is that they are going to work from the top to the bottom and we are going to work from bottom to top. We are going to meet in the middle for lunch and then continue, is that clear?" Aunt Nat says and everyone nods.

Aunt Nat then opens the elavator and we all get in. From there we tour the whole tower and everything is fine until lunch.

"CLINT BARTON! Get back here right now!" Sam's voice yells the moment we step foot in the cafeteria.

I look to my left and see a panicking Clint running from a glitter and glue covered Sam and sigh. It looks like he tried a prank but will only end up with s black eye if no one intervenes.

I look over at Aunt Nat and see her pinching the bridge of her nose, she wasn't going to do anything. Looks like it's up to me.

Once Clint runs past the class Sam soon follows or tries to. I grab the back if his shirt stopping him in his tracks.

"Sam, don't kill Clint," I order and he pouts.

"Just a little bit?" He questions and I shake my head.

"Not happening," I say and let him go.

"Fine, only because I don't want to see you angry," Sam says and I laugh.

I don't get angry often but when I do, things tend to blow up.

"Come over and eat once you get your food," Sam says and I nod and he walks off shooting Clint a glare.

I turn around and see my whole class staring at me wide eyed.

"What?" I question and they just stare.

"Whatever," I say and get my food and head away from my class and to the table filled with avengers who were behaving like children as they throw food at each other.

I stay with my family for the rest of lunch and after it as well. I ditch the rest of the tour in favor of watching a Disney movie marathon.

All things considered, things went alright. No one died and no one got hurt. So today was a success. I'll deal with the fallout on Monday.

Shitty ending but I didn't know how to end it. See ya.