Jack: Fucking shit.
You: 'Sup my lil American?
J: Babe that's wrong, I'm older than you. I'm just missing you.
Y: Is it hard for you without your lil Zebbie?
J: Yeah. Hell alot harder. I wanna kick Lana in the face.
Y: Good ol' Anal.
J: Shh, she's sat right next to me.
Y: Awe, lil Jackie ;)
J: Shut up!!
Y: But you love me o:
J: Nuuh!
Y: Fine then. I won't do my lil surprise (:
J: Shit. Please. I love you!!
Y: Fine!! I'm at your house...
J: But I'm in a meeting with Anal and Steph.
Y: But jackie.
I brought stuff...
J: I'm on my way, love you princess xx
Y: knew it! Seeya in a few! Love you too my real American xx
Edited - L