GROUP TEXT:Paige and Wade

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P: Hey gurl

Y: I see you made an effort with your lipstick. But you got some on your teeth you fucking dipshit.

P:Oh God, this again?!

Y: You're like a hot mess and I lieeeek it!!

P: Oh crap.

Y: LETS GO.

WHEN WE GO OUT WE MAKE A GREAT SCENE,  YOU EAT LIKE A DUDE AND LICK YOUR PLATE CLEAN. YOUR MY KIND OF GIRL AND I LIEKKKK IT.

P: I'm adding Wade to the conversation. He can see how much of an idiot you are.

              Paige has added Wade to the conversation.

W: Hello?

P: Read the convo...

W: I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

P: You like the song too?

Y: Wade?

W: Yes?

Y: HAVE SOME CAKE!!

W: I'D BE THE FIRST TO TAKE YOU TO THE PROM AT OUR SCHOOL. I GET A STIFFY FROM ALL YOUR AWKWARD DANCE MOVES!!

P: Real girls eat cake. I get the picture.

W: WHEN YOUR WITH ME...

Y: YOU CAN BE WHO YOU ARE FOR FUCK SAKE.

P: CAUSE REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE!!

I'm leaving now.

                         Paige left the conversation

Y: Thanks for that Wade :D

W: No problem pumpkin!!

Y: Love you!

W: And I love Paige!!

Omfg, I'm addicted to Real Girls Eat Cake. It's by the Janoskians if you wanna look it up. It's perfection :D

LOVE YOU COOKIES-rhixx

Edited - L

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