The Rock.

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Dwayne:You gotta promise me you won't hurt my baba cousin.

You:Dwayne, I promise. I love him. Some day I want to settle down with him, make a family. I love Joe, don't worry!!

Dwayne:I just do...Sorry, I should trust you.

You:Anyway, your an ass hole ;)

Dwayne:No bub, that's Lana and Rusev...

You:Actually there 'a holes'

Dwayne:Touche.

You:Anyway, why didn't you tell me you were gunna be on Raw?

Dwayne:Secret muffin ;)

You:But Jimmu, Jay, You and Joe all made an appearance. THAT'S FOUR MEMBERS OF THE CLAN AND I WAS NOT READY SO NOW I'M MAD AT YOU!!

Dwayne:But can you smell what the rocks cooking? ;)

You:Dwayne?

Dwayne:Yes?

You:Shut up!

Dwayne:I'm telling Joe you were mean to me! No more sex for you ;)

You:Let's see how long Joe can go without sex shall we...

Dwayne:Fine. BUT I MUST GO NOW. BAAAIII

You:Such a girl.

Definitely a girl.

BYYYYY

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