Bananinjasss

Sundi Attack!

Sans
As soon as we see RJ hop out of the picture we exchange weird glances!
I look at Shit. She has a look on her face that reads out to me, "I know this guy and I dont want you to know"
I give Sharku a look and she clearly says, "Shit knows this nuthead. Shit doesn't want us to know." I give her an "Oh! I know" look. I end up glaring at Shit with Sharku smirking at her, "Shit! We know!"
Suddenly a mechanical voice booms in the hall
Mr. Penguin : Now now girls! Are you done oggling one another! Would you please pay attention to my monologue?
We snap out of the trance right there
Sans : Oh yeah! Sorry sir.
Mr penguin : gentleladies and men! I am Mr. Penguine Sexpeer. I have a degree in English literature. I have been invited to your uni. For ensuring that the youth in Bhindiyaa is aware about the mala fide bimborrism and how to combat it.. We Bhindiyans

Suddenly a chap who looks like Kabse bimaar (Sharku's very favourite on bellyvision) runs like a bull towards Mr. Peng. (Abbreviated clearly)
The hall starts chanting
Sundi sundi sundi sundi
Looks like they are used to it
He throws a bench straight at Mr. Peng's face. It dances mid air and comes straight towards Shit hitting her square in the face and cracking into two.
I look at her horrified! It must have broken a tooth or two! No kidding!! I have tears in my eyes but when my eyes trail her face.. my god! Her face has not one scratch.
Sharku and Iye kandi step up to protest
Iye kandi : I want a puppy!
Sharku : As in son of a bitch? No time for it right now dude! Hey big guy!..

Sundi looks at her. My heart beats wildly while Shit looks scared too. I am not sure what is shit scared of! That Sharku is taking on a bull or that a flying desk did not break her teeth. Anyway then Sharku says something really stupid!

Sharku: Hey hey big guy.. let me be the black widow to your hulk! Maybe just calm down?
(Author : Plaigarism? *Eye roll*)

Sundi looks at her bewildered, gets a hold of Iye kandi and spins him around throwing him towards the pacific ocean! Hehehe
Mr. Pacific is also a proffessor at FALTU and I wouldn't mind if Iye hit him square in the face. But right now, Iye is hitting the ocean and I see Sharku sprint right behind him!

Sans: Oh no! Fuck you sundi! You throw furniture on Shit and you throw or at least instigate Sharku to pounce into an ocean.
I decide I will choke Sundi with electric wires till he slows down.
I take the risk of ripping some of them and when I touch them I feel no current. Plan is on! The switch must have been off.
Sans : yes you! Redbull! I am talking to you! You are messing up with the wrong gals!
With that I pounce on him. The insulation has come off the wires but the circuit must have been opened or the uni would be serving Sansui fries
As soon as the cables touch Sundi he does a weird dance. Strange!
And then I notice sparks coming off the wire. Bloody no.
Sans : help! He is being electrocuted
When I look at the back, there are only yevadu and Shit looking pale.
Shit : They ran away.
Yevadu : Lets help her unwrap Sundi
But as soon as yevadu touches the cables he is dancing as well.
Shit : oh my god! We are meant to be doomed! There are sparks in the wire even when the switch is off. Its like something is channelising energy towards itself! The power cant be cut.
I take the risk.
I start unwrapping them with bare hands.. and what I had not noticed before strikes now.. I am channelising electricity. The sparks are there because I am there. I step aside and realise that Sundi and yevadu are in better shape. I let go of the wire.
Shit looks at me her face saying, "lets get sharku!"
Right then as on cue, Sharku walks inside drenched in water and salt (perks of jumping into an ocean)
Sharku : It took an hour reviving Iye.
But guys, there is something going on.
Shit : Not just something! I heard a fucking furniture slamming into my face and breaking on impact!
Sharku : That is not it guys! I was inside of water for 20 long minutes without needing to breath even once and Iye was not even in there
Shit : Where was he?
Sharku : He was in the barbarian sea! Jack Sparrow rescued him and gave him a mouth to mouth. He is fine now.
(Author : Resemblances are coincidental)
Yevadu : Thankyou god Thankyou!
The three: *weird look*
Sans : Does it make it any better if I say I produce current when I touch metals.
Sharku : Really?
Shit : Witnessed it! My god! What the fuck did we eat this morning!
Iye : Yeah! What the fuck made you puppies?
Yevadu : *eye roll* you mean ninjas?
Sharku : I know what we ate this morning!
Sans : Shit's banana custard!
Shit : Hehehe, my bad! So now are we..
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RJ : The answer to your oh so stupid question is bananinja!
Sans : what is that?
RJ : It is a kind which is made out of banana custard which has ambuja cement (for strength) usha fans (for electricity) and everything else (to cut your airsupply) Also, bananinjas have zero chance at romance. So you never get to frenchkiss!
With that he lies down on the floor and rolls out of the hall like a drum.