*It is a cold winter evening. Anasasia is walking down the sidewalk*
Anastasia: It is good Christmas. I get much much gift. Can't wait.
All of a sudden, a rat appeared. It seems to have big cheese.
Rat: I have the big cheese. I will now perform Snow Ritual
Anastasia was taken a back. She had only see armadillos perform snow rituals
Anastasia: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wow I did not expect you kind sir. Why are you doing this?
*The rat procedes to become a lantern*
Lantern: I am not very sure kind ground hamster. For the Clause has sent me on the mission to do thee.
Anastasia: Ah. It is ok. My parents are awaits in me house. To create Ritual will cause disruption for my cat.
Lantern: Ah I shall move away then.
Anastasia thanks the lantern and walks across a pile of diamonds. It is a good day.
Heleana appears out of no where. It seems she has just walked out of the swimming pool. She has been having a good day as well.
Anastasia: Why Heleana. It is a plessure. Lets take a waltz into Big Village to pillage the kabobs
Heleana: Why thank you for your offer. I believe it would be wise to do so.
But they were not able to pillage the village.
No one pillages Big Village and gets away with it.
No one.
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The Ballad of the Trombone
SpiritualI mean title self explanitory. Stoopid people dont understand. tf