Bungou Stray dogs x reader

If the Armed detective agency was in angels of death.

Atsushi: 

Would be scared as hell and get frightened no-stop over small noises.

Most likely faint if he ever comes across Cathy, Zack, Ray, Danny, Eddie & Gray.

Would forget he could kill any threat with his ability.

Dazai:

Would try kill himself at every chance he gets

Wouldn't hesitate to scare others (especially Atsushi)

"But Kunikida~ It's the perfect place to be suicidal!"

Will just ask every floor boss to kill him 

Might ask Rachel to commit a double suicide with him

Ranpo:

Would just complain about not having any snacks to eat

Use his ultra-deduction to get out the building all while yelling "Nice knowin' ya motherfuckers!"

Kunikida:

Just complains about his schedules being ruined... again

Ask the ideal gods why he's in this situation

Blames Dazai for getting stuck in the building

"Goddammit Dazai! this is not the place to be suicidal!"

Kyouka:

Orders demon snow to kill everyone that she doesn't know

Probably be great friends with Rachel

"Can we get Boiled tofu once we're out Atsushi?"

Yosano:

Definitely be great friends with Danny and Cathy

Complain about no one being seriously injured

Will probably enjoy Eddie's floor the most because of the garden

Junchiro and Naomi:

Naomi will probably be tugging at her brother's sleeve the entire time

Junchiro uses his ability to fool all the floor masters, apart from Gray

Naomi will just complain about not having any 'alone time' with her brother while he gets easily flustered at her comments

Kenji:

Being the innocent lil bean he is he'll probably be smiling throughout the entire thing

Would definitely get along with Eddie

Fukuzawa:

Probably won't give a shit and let his employees work everything out

Won't be surprised if Ranpo found the exit and leaves everyone behind