Salt Guy x Salt Part 2

Markiplier x Reader

Mark x reader

Mark looked at the sky. I watched him from afar. In his hand, he had a leash. My eyes gazed downwards, he had a platypus! A pet platypus! Perry the Platypus! I shyly walked towards him.

You:Hi, I'm ______. I know who you are already, Mark Fischback.

Him:Hi.

You: I like your platypus!

Him: you can pet him if you like, his name's Perry

You: can I pet u instead ;)))

Him: I'm a furry OwO. My fursona is a platypus.

You: Smack me with ur tail daddy

Him: OwO

You: *notice bulge* What's this?

You look down and reach out towards

(A friend wrote this part)

Him: I'm actually a duck under a coat

You: what

Him: quack quack bitch ;)

You: im so into furries. Bite me with ur beak 😩

Him: quack quack

You: come into my van with bread

Him: quack

You: I'll ruffle your feathers ;)

Then they do the dirty.

THE END