Soooooooooooooooooo i'm not exactly sure how to start this chapter. So lemme just get into it. Im sure i'm not the only one to contemplate whether giving head is the right or wrong thing. And personally there isn't really any "stance" in regards to where I feel. If you feel like giving a little bop-bop then hey that''s your choice. You live your life however you want boo. Aint nothing wrong with that.
However, that don't necessarily mean to go ahead and suck off every woman or mans the second you see them turn around the corner. I could just be walking down the street or some crap all happy and whatnot and the LAST REPEAT THE LAST thing I need to get is a whiff of nutsack mixed with a sprinkle of asshole. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Ya nasty ass. If I ever get hit with that shit im letting you know right now what time it is:
Time for you to get to steppin playa.
I don't need that when I'm on my way to a lunchin or some shit. Then people be asking me "kiki why do you smell like shit?" Point is. USE. MOUTHWASH. DRINK THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE OF LISTERINE IF YOU HAVE TO
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It is not that hard.
Now as for ya girl herself.................................let's just say I would consider you know a little bop-bop every now and then. Every woman has needs just like a man. Yet there is a problem if I do.
Negroes don't be knowing how to wash they own ass sometimes and after I be listening to all these sexual horror stories it makes me wonder how bad of getting or receiving head was. Sooooo if we bout to do some shit and I hear "put in yo mouth girl" I need you to answer the following questions first mr.:
1. Did you shower today?
2.Before you got in the shower did you wipe your ass properly?
3.Did you do a presoak with them testiclees under your so called "anaconda"?
4. Are you willing to consent to keeping this between you and I? I don't even care if grandma ask if you fuckin whatever shit happens in da house stays at da house.
5. Is you good with only letting me do it when it's necessary? I ain't trying to die so early. It's crazy how some females suck a dick a day. Sometimes more than one. Ol STD GIMME THREE HEADASS.
All of this going right to a contract too. And if mr. wanna be playing games then uh.......you won't like me when I'm angry. I can be a bitch at times but try me if you want to:
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