*teacher walks in* alright class today we're going to learn about being safe during "sexual relations". Now. this is a penis:
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Me: *raises my hand* uh ma'am I have a demonstration i'd like to share with the class.
Teacher: Oh okay sure.
Me: cmon now let's be realistic:
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*takes a knife and cuts it in half* now this is a penis :)
Teacher: get the fuck out!!!
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Hahahaha this was honestly tempting to do while I was in family life smh xD
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