"kermie sweety?" kermits mother softly speaks.
*no answer*.....what is kermit doing?
"KEEMEIT U MOTHERFUNKER",kermies mother screams as she skonts her spoon into the binsuct🍞
*kermie crys* 😢😢😢
"gosh doopnit mom i'm playing with my toEs" kermit says angrily as he smoothly strokes his long toes.
"silly boy! heHeEHHE....dinners ready,my poopy son"
when kermit is walking down the stairs, he realized he forgot to wash his toes. when kermit's mother 'Nantucket' hears the water turn on, she gets ANGRY.
"NO. NO. NO. NO WASHING YOUR TOES BE4 din din sweaty."
a frightened look on kermit's face overtakes him. his eyes grow wide and he starts moving his tongue in strange ways.....
"hee.....hee"..... "hee....hee" he mumbles, as he slowly dances like mike ale janksun. his toes gracefully guide him to the dinner table where his kiwis await him.
"honey", spoke Nantucket, "i want you to go to austria. You're starting to turn into a man and need to get involved with many aussies. this is about the age when i had to go as well🥨"
just like that, kermit gathered his kiwis🥝, stuffed them in his green flesh pocket, and grew magestic wings that sprouted pubic hair.
on his way to austria, he encountered many planes.....literally been streaked on the windows and flashing his niPPles (hEHe😁)
"i am here
i am in austria.
AUSTRIA.
AUSTRIA."
*breaks out into austrian national anthem*
🎼 "i yam en austriaaaa the home of the red painted aussiesss🎼" "EEEEEEEEEEE"sang kermit with his voice full of delicious mucus. 💦
right then, kermit saw something , er- *someone* , who caught his eye in an instant.
"is that........danny devito🥺😮"
i hope you enjoyed the first chapter of "kermit goes to austria" vote on it or whatever and stay tuned for next chapter.
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kermit goes to austria
Romancekermit is one wild wanker and decides he wants to meet some aussies. where better to meet some aussies than AUSTRIA? Our little friend Kermit is known to be oh so innocent, but will he flip the switch and show us a whole new side of him? Find out i...
