Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 13

The Book Of Mormon - You And Me (But Mostly Me) (Ratchet and Clank Version)

Ratchet:

I've always had the hope,

That after one big quest or combat,

Captain Qwark will shake my hand

And say, "You are a noble young lombax!"

Now it's our time to strike back

Clank:

My new friend!

Ratchet:

And save the whole galaxy

And we can fight foes together

You and me,

But mostly me

You and me, but mostly me

Are gonna help the crew whenever...

They need me to do big things

Clank:

And on your back, I can help you fly

Ratchet:

This young lombax needs a robot

This mechanic needs some bolts

Clank:

Indeed

Ratchet:

This new hero needs a whole lot...

Clank:

Of great weapons for assaults

Both:

The ship will soar through starry skies

It's so great we can agree

That Captain Qwark has chosen

You and me

Ratchet:

Just mostly me!

Save the whole galaxy

I will save the whole galaxy

I'll feel like a ranger,

The one who Qwark assigned

Clank:

My new friend!

Ratchet:

It's been my big dream

To join Qwark's great team

I will save the whole galaxy

And blow Qwark's freaking mind!

Both:

And as long as we stick together

Clank:

And I'll stay right on your back

Ratchet:

Right on my back!

Clank:

We'll help the crew

Both:

Whenever

Clank:

Some meaner robots aim to attack

Ratchet:

Fiendishly!

Clank:

Please stop singing about it

Both:

And do it

How pumped up and psyched are we?

All the species will count on you

And all the species depend on me

And all our players will play as you and me

Ratchet:

But me mostly

We'll beat that chairman soon

With Qwark's great crew

Me and you

But mostly...

Me!!!