The Book Of Mormon - Turn It Off (Video Game Parody)

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Sly:

I got a feeling

That I will be stealing

A valued necklace that was took from my mom

I'm quick-witted and cunning

And Sonic's running

And Bomberman can light another power bomb


Conker:

Oh, I could have been a king

With a nice crown on my head

But I had to become...

A table leg instead


Bubsy:

Play again

Reload the health bar

Just press "Start"

Like a player would do by heart

We do it all the time


Spyro:

When I got hit by a bad guy,

My poor friend turned blue

He turned sickly green and

Then I passed out too


Isabelle:

So play again

Keep on trying

Just don't quit

And you'll know that you can do it!


Conker:

Play again!


All:

Play again!


Isabelle:

Right? Okay


Isaac:

I kind of miss my dad

My mom just treats me bad

Any of these alter-egos I choose

Would make me feel stronger

And strive a little longer

I just had to fight my mom's religious abuse


I wrote my last will as my soul was dying

My cat got what I owned, thus there was no more crying


Alex:

Play again


All:

Then you'll go far

Just restart

It's a thing a player does by heart


Spyro:

Play again!


All:

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