Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 13

The Book Of Mormon - Making Things Up (Video Game Parody)

Sly:

And so, with a silver horse shoe on my backpack,

I quietly made it to another vault, entered the correct code and gained yet another neat power-up

That's what I do as a master thief

Lara:

You know Sly, you'd make a great tomb raider

Sly:

I could raid a tomb...

No wait, not raid a tomb

I would travel to Mesa City

For a heist

Bentley:

You're being so sly again, Cooper

Sly:

I'm just being me

Bentley:

You're showing your charms again

And you know it

Murray:

You're acting smooth and wise, Cooper

Sly:

As usual

Bentley and Murray:

Because our Sly is our Sly

Sly:

Aw, shucks!

Bentley, Murray and Dimitri:

You're being so sly again, Cooper

Sly:

Aw, you guys

Bentley, Murray and Dimitri:

As well as a loyal friend,

You're quite the charmer

Be careful how you proceed, Cooper

With a pouch on your thigh

Bowser:

You'd better get lost, roadkill! The purpose of my own life is trying to rule all of the Mushroom Kingdom with Peach by my side. I'm going to go and kidnap the princess!

Sly:

Whoa, hold on! No, you can't do that! No!

Bowser:

Why not?

Sly:

Because that is definitely not what good guys do!

Bowser:

Says the thief! Soon, I will finally have my long overdue revenge against the two pesky plumbers! Bwahahahaha!

Sly:

Bowser, you need to turn over a new leaf

Because we all know what happens every single time

Mario, your nemesis dodges your blasts of hot fire breath

He jumps over you, breaks the bridge with an axe, and you...

*fiery sound effect* Burn in the fiery pit of lava!

Bowser:

That's true...