What About Last Night

The Will

Driving from the indoor climbing facility, Emma heard an explosive honk come from behind her. Regina turned around in her seat, as much as her seat belt allowed, and saw an ugly brown boat of a car tailing them with a crazy blue eyed blonde behind the wheel.

Endeavoring to get a glimpse of the driver in the rear view mirror Emma asked her girlfriend, “Who the hell is honking at us?” Her brows furrowed, getting irritated at the maniacal driver.

Regina’s scared eyes got wide when she realized who it was, exclaiming, “Oh my….it’s - it’s Tink!”

“Wait….what?!” Emma shouted out into the vehicle, staring into the rear view mirror. “Fuck her! Ignore the bitch and she’ll probably quit following us pretty soon!” Her ears turning hot and red with anger.

Twisting back around the brunette said, “Are you sure? Because she’s right on top of us darling.” Her hands began to shake and voice got higher.

Practically growling by now the blonde responded, “Yeah, we don’t wanna start anything with that psycho.”

Shaking her head in the affirmative, Regina swallowed hard and took in a deep breath and blowing it out in an attempt to calm herself down.

They arrived at the student parking lot and proceeded to climb out of the car. Slamming the doors, both women heard gravel flying and crunching under speeding tires, glancing behind them to see who it was and what was going on. There, parked perpendicular to Emma’s car was the brown land yacht with its owner flinging open the driver side door so hard it bounced on it’s own hinges and almost closed the occupant in it.

“Hey!” The ex-climb instructor shouted, her voice stressed to its maximum volume.

Regina and Emma had turned around, ignoring the irate woman, hands clasped together, and begun to walk towards Regina's dorm to take a quick shower before the appointment with the lawyer.

“I said HEY!” Tink bellowed once more, her voice getting scratchy and rough.

Twisting around so fast it almost knocked Regina off of her feet, Emma yelled, “What the fuck do you want ‘Tink’!” Saying the name with air quotes emphasizing her irritation.

Stomping right up to the art major, a foot away from her face, Tink growled, “You fucking got me fired bitch!” Pointing her fingers at her shaped like a gun as she said the last word.

Laughing because she couldn’t believe this girl was blaming her, Emma growled right back, “Oh I got you fired huh?” Rhetorically asking, not waiting for an answer, she kept speaking, “So let me get this straight…” shaking her head at the nerve of this chick. “I’m the one who told you to try to feel up my girlfriend? Then behave like a complete bitch when we asked for a different instructor because you were making her feel uncomfortable?”

Developing dark hives on her neck and arms, Tink answered, “Yes it’s ALL OF YOUR FAULT!” Then the woman pushed Emma, hard.

Stumbling backwards, nearly falling on her ass, Emma laughed, “Hahahahahaha!” Then screamed, “I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO! ” Pushing the older blonde so hard she did fall on her scrawny ass.

While this heated exchange was going on Regina had been standing right next to the younger blonde, nodding at everything Emma was saying, her lips flattened into a thin line. “Listen VERY carefully Tink…” Regina coldly spit out at the offensive woman, looking her right into her bloodshot eyes. “I understand that you’re upset, but we’re not to blame!”

“Yes the fuck you are!” She bellowed, climbing up from the ground that was hot from the summer sun. “You ruined every-“

Cutting off the older woman Emma warned, “YOU ruined everything, not us! Your behavior was completely unacceptable! You shouldn't be acting like that in your place of employment anyway!” Her voice rose louder, causing the summertime students to stare at them as they passed by. “Now leave. Us. Alone! Before I call campus security!”