Gay Agenda:
All Tae all Shade:
so like
kook is the biggest headass i knowRide n' Park:
you say that in MY presence??Kook with Looks:
lol agreed jimin be dumb as hellRide n' Park:
little shitKook with Looks:
imma just pretend i aint read thatRide n' Park:
u gonna catch these hands boiKook with Looks:
i have u laying on the floor with one flick u tiny ass breadcrumbRide n' Park:
never have i ever been compared to a breadcrumb and i honestly feel so offended right nowEggnog:
what a time to be aliveI am Confujin:
this aint a time to be up tho wtf are yall planning at 2amAll Tae all Shade:
well i wanted to tell how much of a dumbass kook is and now we got this shitKook with Looks:
about that
i dont recall doing any fuckery latelyAll Tae all Shade:
then apparently u werent present last night at our sleepoverKook with Looks:
h-The Suns Asshole:
suddenly i am awakeSaltstone:
get ur ass to bed hobiThe Suns Asshole:
says youSaltstone:
i literally cant sleep not like yall dumb fucks who just choose to stay up all nightThe Suns Asshole:
shit hes got a pointI am Confujin:
lurking mfs
dont yall have school tomorrowKook with Looks:
the evil never sleeps 🤪😎🤟🏻Ride n' Park:
Eggnog:
u already did sherlockRide n' Park:
NU UH THAT WAS TAEAll Tae all Shade:
BITCH STFU I WANTED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT MY DUMBASS BOYFRIENDKook with Looks:
boyfriend still looks so nice lmaoAll Tae all Shade:
awee babeI am Confujin:
this bitch came here for the tea so this bitch gonna get the teaAll Tae all Shade:
alright alright my little children of the night
heres your bedtime story about a headass named jeon junggukEggnog:
if this isnt the banger story of the century im fucking leavingAll Tae all Shade:
the audience may remain silent
thank youso we were having this sleepover right
my parents were out and we were alone
you'd think we'd be fuckin or sumn but hold the phone linda
we know better than to get all smexy this early SO
we thought omg lets make pizza ON OUR OWN bc we are those bitches
!spoiler alert!
never let us do pizza alone
ever
kook was all hyped n shit so he got the pizza dough and started rolling that fucker out
but he also wanted to impress me by like spinning the dough on this hand like an italian chef
but what a surprise it ended up sticking to the ceiling so he trew the FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE AFTER IT AND IT MISSED AND BROKE AND TOMATO SAUCE WAS ALL UP IN THIS BITCHso new dough, we scooped up the sauce from the ground and put it on, plus all that other pizza shit and everything s e e m e d fine for a sec
but
his dumbass put the pizza on a fucking plastic board and it melted in the oven
at this point i was close to crying and i dont even remembered if it was from laughing or i just couldnt believe it
so long story short
we scrapped the plastic from under the pizza and threw the whole oven away
theres still dough on the ceiling and potentially tomato sauce under the sink but i still love him <3The Suns Asshole:
tae stpo
i cant breathj
THIS IS SO FUCING FUNNY
oh my god let me catch a breath
fuuckRide n' Park:
tbh i could've predicted this whole story just from when u said u decided to make pizzaI am Confujin:
Eggnog:
💀💀💀💀💀
only taekookSaltstone:
should i call child protective services or just a psychologistKook with Looks:
i have literally nothing to say in my defense
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