Intro (?)

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Hey children welcome to my first fanfiction.

and who would've guessed? its bts in this bitchh

it'll be manly just a crackfic and i really dont know wtf I'm doing so dont come @ me if shit dont add up cus i dont know either :')

im probs not gonna do a/ns after every chapter but i love reading comments so feel free to do that and let me know if u like that shit that i write (or if u dont)

this chapter will just be for introduction and all that shit so yea lol

-/-

/crackheads
/texting + instagram
/swearing
/a lotta memes
/gay shit
/more crackheads

-Ppl in the story-

Jung Hoseok - The Suns Asshole

-17-bisexual -single-sunshine of the group-afraid of commitment

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-17
-bisexual
-single
-sunshine of the group
-afraid of commitment

Min Yoongi - Saltstone

-18-bisexual -single-tries to hide his soft side (and fails)-insomniac

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-18
-bisexual
-single
-tries to hide his soft side (and fails)
-insomniac

Park Jimin - Ride n' Park

-16-"sTrAiGhT aS a dIcK"-hopeless single -crackhead #1-will throw hands with anyone

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-16
-"sTrAiGhT aS a dIcK"
-hopeless single
-crackhead #1
-will throw hands with anyone

Kim Namjoon - Eggnog

-17-pansexual-"i dOnT lIkE dAtInG"-peacemaker (its a hard life)-jins cousin

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-17
-pansexual
-"i dOnT lIkE dAtInG"
-peacemaker (its a hard life)
-jins cousin

Kim Seokjin - I am Confujin

-19-gay-in love with himself -confused 24/7-loves his crackhead fam

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-19
-gay
-in love with himself
-confused 24/7
-loves his crackhead fam

Kim Taehyung - All Tae all Shade

-16-gay-mayhaps has a crush on kook-crackhead #2-breathes memes

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-16
-gay
-mayhaps has a crush on kook
-crackhead #2
-breathes memes

Jeon Jungguk - Kook with Looks

-15-gay (???)-everyone BUT tae knows about his crush -baby of the group-could literally knock them all out

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-15
-gay (???)
-everyone BUT tae knows about his crush
-baby of the group
-could literally knock them all out

-Enjoy-

A/N (edit):
yall fucks stop saying namjin i made them cousins and we aint in alabama alright 💀

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