Shit Happens | SOPE FF

+memes and wedding+

Gay agenda:

I am Confujin:
whats todays tea suckers?

Saltstone:
i. am. fucked. up.

I am Confujin:
would u elaborate

Saltstone:
pulled an all-nighter cus gotta take smth good out of insomniac life
drank one or 5 too many coffees
now im sitting on the toilet for like 2 hours now

I am Confujin:

The Suns Asshole:
i can confirm
he called me at ass o'clock when i was getting my beauty sleep bitch

Saltstone:
first of all, u didnt have to be an ass about it i just wanted company shithead

Ride n' Park:
aawww how cute u thought of hobi first

Saltstone:
well i aint dumb i knew yall other hoes wouldve hung up after one second

Eggnog:
well what did hobi do differently i thought u said he was an ass

Saltstone:
well no first he was nagging and whining like a fucking baby about some shit called sleep??? but then we talked till like 2 am

Ride n' Park:
this is getting better by the second

I am Confujin:
goals honestly

All Tae all Shade:
want me a sweet guy like that 😔✊😣😩

Kook with Looks:
ummm im right here

All Tae all Shade:
oh rIgHt

Ride n' Park:
i do all this work and this is what i get
ugH

Eggnog:
wait what

Ride n' Park:
u dumbasses i cant believe u havent spilled it

The Suns Asshole:
SPILLED WHAT

All Tae all Shade:
we just wanted to-
😔👉👈

Ride n' Park:
ahem
todays exciting update- Taekook is finally dating
to the surprise of literally no one ever

I am Confujin:
YAAASSS KINGS I BEEN KNEW

Kook with Looks:
sure sissy 😧😩✊

Eggnog:
even tho it was literally the most obvious thing next to mr. im-gonna-hide-from-my-gay-feelings over here, im happy for u fucks

The Suns Asshole:
who, me?
i dont think so

I am Confujin:
IM IN TEARS OMG
my children are growing up

Saltstone:

The Suns Asshole:
YOONGINSKSBSKS

All Tae all Shade:
i stan supportive friends 👏👏

Ride n' Park:
mind i take all the credit for that to happen

All Tae all Shade:
shut up

Kook with Looks:
gotta give him props tho since we were two chicken shits in denial

Eggnog:
sounds like someone i know

The Suns Asshole:
im fucking leaving
bYE

Saltstone:
nooo
u promised to come over today
give me my fucking mcdonalds u traitor

Ride n' Park:
Hi welcome to McFucking McDonalds what can i get for u today

All Tae all Shade:
can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah can i get a McSlapOnTheAss

Kook with Looks:
im sorry sir slap machine broke

All Tae all Shade:
this is an OUTRAGE

I am Confujin:
where is the good energy i ordered

Saltstone:

Eggnog:
aye noah fence but yoongs memes are A+ ngl

Ride n' Park:
all offence taken what the fuck

All Tae all Shade:
how dare u

Saltstone:
thats my bro 😩✊

I am Confujin:
and hobi always fuckin loosing it over them is honestly the best combo since peanutbutter cookies

Kook with Looks:
when they get together its O V E R for u bitches

Eggnog:
WHEN then i expect all of u to only respond with memes

Saltstone:
i feel a lil left out here uuMMm

I am Confujin:
dont worry sweety
how i know hobi he dipped and is not gonna read the chat so we good fam

All Tae all Shade:
for their wedding im dressing up as the 'You know i had to do it to em' dude and gonna stand there in the pose the whole time

Eggnog:
no

All Tae all Shade:
watch me

Saltstone:

All Tae all Shade:
HE APPROVES

Ride n' Park:
tae i fucking love u

Kook with Looks:
xcuse me

All Tae all Shade:
ksndmwmsms ilyall