wheeley added zoomawaybinch to a private chat.
wheeley: oof
you don't understand how much self control it takes to not remove you from the chat.
zoomawaybinch: did you message me privately just to ridicule me?
wheeley: no, i'm supposed to apologise to you
zoomawaybinch: ok
...
are you going to apologise?
wheeley: i'm thinking about it
but i guess i'm sorry
zoomawaybinch: i guess i forgive you then
wheeley: well are you gonna apologise back?
zoomawaybinch: what did i do?
wheeley: you spoke to me
zoomawaybinch: glad we're back to normal terms
wheeley has left the chat
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bowlcut added zoomawaybinch to the chat
zoomawaybinch: bow down to me peasants
wheeley: i'd rather do my homework
duSTAIN: oof rejected
chocolatedaddy: welcome back madmax 💖
zoomawaybinch: glad to be here 💖
wheeley: ew
get a room
bowlcut: michael.
wheeley: sorry mom
eggo el: ha
haha
hahahahaha
i understand now
duSTAIN: she has seen
wheeley: dear lord
zoomawaybinch: i don't believe in god
wheeley: i will have no sinners in my gc
bowlcut: he really doesn't care it's fine
wheeley: what year is it
eggo el: year for you to get a watch
duSTAIN: mike i'm in love with ur gf
bowlcut: i ship it
wheeley: both of u shut up
zoomawaybinch: haha
wheeley: u ruined our friendly banter
eggo el: what is banter?
duSTAIN: stuff u say before u bang
eggo el: bang?
like bang bang?
duSTAIN: yup definitely bang bang
wheeley: i will bang ur head onto a table
duSTAIN: no homo bro
wheeley: bruh
duSTAIN: bruh
zoomawaybinch: bruh
wheeley: this isn't for u
bowlcut: mike what did i say
wheeley: but i don't want to share my toys with the other children mommy
chocolatedaddy: le sigh
zoomawaybinch: la croix
eggos el: pepsi
wheeley: goodbye
YOU ARE READING
The Party GC // elmax + byler
Humorjust a group chat story #1 - sillie #1- elmax alert: this book contains lgtbqia+ content and characters, if that upsets you please do not read this story and please do not leave hate. thank u ♡︎
