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Me: Hi.

Her: Thomas! Or is it Tommy? The squirrels in the locker room call you Tommy.

Me: It's Thomas, I correct them every time but no one ever seems to care what I say.

Her: Sure they do, Tommy!

Me: You're evil.

Her: Aren't we all?

Me: I guess it is.

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