DISCONTINUED{Gravity falls x male reader} The Summer Heat

Tourist trap.(1)

"Ah, summer brake. "
A man grills hamburgers. "You want cheese on that hon?" He asks his wife, standing before two kids, a daughter and a son, playing. "Sure hank!" The blonde replies.
" a time for leisure and recreation"
A shot of people eating at a table chatting.
" and- taking er' easy."
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"Unless your me."
The gravity falls sign brakes open as three yelling triplets on a golf cart crashed through, winding through the thick forest and leaping a small gap between hills. They screamed loudly, trees falling behind them.

"It's getting closer!" A brunette girl remarks, a roar following it. The monster casts a shadow upon the three kids in a golf cart. Humongous black claws reach for the triplets, the cart speeding up.

" my name is dipper."
The female closes her hands around her mouth.
" the girl about to puke is my sister,Mabel. "
Another young boy was in the back, scared to death.
" and the boy in the back scared to bits is my brother, (y/n)."
" you may be wondering why were on a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of un- imaginable horror."

The monster grabs a pine tree and launches at the trio. "Oh my god" (y/n) whispers as the tree flus above them. "Look out!" Mabel yells, the tree landing in front of them. Dipper takes a sharp turn right, them screaming. A lot.  The screen freezes.
" rest assured, there's a perfectly logic explanation."

*CUE THE INTRO HAHAHAAHAHAHA*

"Let's rewind..."

The triplets are seen, Mabel holding a gray cat and Dipper playing a gameboy- (y/n) quietly sitting in the back, writing. (A/n) in this story you are even more paranoid then Dipper. Also, your writing down remedeys to curses and other shit.) The parents take all their away,(having to use extra force to take the notebook from their 2nd son.) And replaced it with camping gear.
"It all began when our parents decided we needed some fresh air. They shipped as up north to a sleepy town called gravity falls,Oregon to our great uncles place in the forest. "
Mabel puts up a poster. "This attic is amazing!" She remarks, extending her hands out for a gesture.  "Just check out all my splinters!" Dipper walks in. "And there's a goat on my bed. " (y/n) is still scared. "Mabel you might get a infection!!!" She rolls her eyes and walks up to the goat, who chomps down onto her pink shooting star sweater. "Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater!" She giggled, Dipper having a look of being concerned on his face.

"My sister tended to look on the bright side of things. (Y/n)...well let's just say he really wants to be home."
Mabel is seen rolling down a hill. "Yay! Grass!" The frightened boy sits at the top, wondering what he did to deserve this.
"I was having a hard time adjusting to my surroundings."
Dipper sits on a side of a tree, chewing a pen with a mad expression while a woodpecker pecked at his roughly designed hat.

"BOO!" Stan come out with a ugly green swamp monster mask. Luckily the other boy diddnt see that. Who knows what he would do. The old man laughs.
"And then their was our great uncle stan." The grunkle slaps his knee. "That guy."
He laughs until he starts breaking into gruesome coughs, (y/n) reacting by slowly exiting the scene. Stan bumps his chest hard. "It was worth it."

"Our uncle turned the house he lived in into a tourist trap. Which was named the mystery shack."
Stan leads a group of tourists in a jumble of fake junk, the tourists in awe.
"The real mystery was why anyone ever came."
Something cracks and falls.
Stan turns his attention to the right. " ladies and gentlemen behold, the sascrotch!" He gestures to a horrible taxidermy of the Bigfoot with a underwear with hearts on it.
The crowd applauded and were in awe, many taking pictures.

" And guess who had to work there."
Dipper, Mabel and (y/n) stood together. Dipper lazily and grumpily sweeped, Mabel smiled and (y/n) was having a mental breakdown.
In his mind.
He signed. Mabel looked to her left and saw a green eyeball. "Woah!" She reached her hand out,only to have Stan smack her hand with his 8- ball staff. (This scared the (h/c) alot.) ((A/N, SOMETIMES NOT ALL TRIPLETS ARE IDENTICAL. JUST IMAGINE THE DAD HAS WHATEVER COLURED STUFF YOU HAVE.))
"NO TOUCHING THE MERCHANDISE!" He says in a gruff voice,Mabel frowned.

"It looked like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer."
Suess, a large man, drove a golf cart around.
"Untill one fateful day...".
Out from behind a shelf of Stan bobble heads, Mabel gushed. "He's look in at it! He's look in at it!"
A confused boy looked around and at the letter in his hand. He read out loud. "Uh...do you like me? Yes, definitely, ...absolutely???" He looks around again. " I rigged it!" She whispers. "Mabel?" She frowns at her twin, Dipper. "I know your going through your whole 'boy crazy fase', but I think your overdoing it with the crazy part." Her other twin giggles, hiding his face immediately after. "What? Pfft-" she blows a raberry to dipper. She walks to him. "Come on, Dipper. This is our first summer away from home! It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance!" Dipper was confused. " yeah, but do you have to flirt with every boy you meet? She glares at him. " I kinda agree with that too-" (y/n) stops when she gives him a death glare, causing him to make a scared noise and duck his head back under, doing what Stan told him. (Which is to clean...poor boy.)

It cuts to a scene were Mabel is talking to a young boy checking out post cards. "My name is Mabel! But you can call me the girl of your dreams~" she butterfly blinks. "IM JOKING!" She pushes the poor boy into the post card stand. Ouch. Her laugh scared off her other twin,( y/n).

Mabel spears from behind a bench, a guy with a pet turtle is sitting. "Oh my gosh- you like turtles? I like turtles too! What us happining here?" She gestures her hands.

A awkward, voice cracking teen dressed in a horrid kings costume stands next to balloons. "Come one,come all! To the mattress prince's kingdom of savings!" Yeesh pray for him. Mabel comes out from the balloons, whispering. "Take me with you" he screams.

"The last one wasn't really flirting?" (Y/n) sighs. "Mock all you want brothers! But I got a good feeling about this summer! I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now!" She points backwards.

Stan walks through that door, burping. "Oh,why?" Mabel says disgusted, Dipper and (y/n) laughing. "Alright alright, look alive people! I need someone to hang these signs in the spooky part of the forest. "Not it!" The triplets all say. "Uh, also not it." Soos says while drilling. "Nobody asked you,soos. " "I know,and I'm comfortable with it. " he takes a bite from a chocolate bar. Stan looks to Wendy at the counter,right next to the door.
"Wendy! I need you to put up these sighs!" She reached out her arm lazily. "I would but...ugh, cant- ugh, reach it." She says, obviously playing with fake emotion. "I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it....(don't know how this goes) you!" He points to Dipper. "What? Grunkle Stan, when ever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched. " Stan sighs. "Ugh,this again" He pushes his nose bridge. "I'm telling you! Something weird is going on with this town. JUST today, my mosquito bites spelled out 'beware'." He shows them his arm. " that spells bewarb. " Stan says. "Look kid, the whole monster thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me, to sell merch to guys like that" he gestures to a bald, fat man laughing at the bobble heads. He throws the sighs to Dipper. "So quit being so parrinoid! " he glares at the hiding (y/n), to signal the same message. Dipper sighs." Hey, other twin, uhh- (y/n) , why don't you go with him?" "What i-" "no whats."