DISCONTINUED{Gravity falls x male reader} The Summer Heat

tourist trap part five

I'm back and DIFFERENT
..as in my style I guess. It wont be as descriptive any more :((

      "Gnomes? Huh, I was way off." Dipper said as he flipped through pages. "Waaayy off-" (y/n) muttered,clutching the shovel. "Gnomes. Little men of the gravity falls forest." He read. "Weaknesses... unknown."

   "Ah c'mon!" Mable complained, (y/n) still worrying in the back. "HEY-HEY-" Dipper yelled at the head gnome. "Let go of our sister!" The gnome nervously laughs. "Hey there! Uhh,
Ya know-this is all really just a big misunderstanding!" He gestures. "Ya see, your guy's sister not in danger, shes just marrying all one thousand of us,and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isnt that right, honey?"

   "You guys are but faces!" Mable yelled,a gnome covering her mouth afterwards. "  you give her back right now, or else!" Dipper held the bat threateningly. "You think you can stop us boys? You have no idea what where capable of! The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with us! " dipper kicked out the lead gnomes legs under him,causing the gnome to fall off and let out a small scream.

    "(Y/n)- help me with these ropes." Dipper said shortly after,the third triplet cutting off the ropes to Dippers command.  Soon after,mantle got up and pushed the gnomes surrounding her. Dipper grabbed marbles and (y/n)'s hands and rushed back to the golf cart.
  
    "Hes getting away with our queen! No no no!" The gnome got up and rushed towards the triplets.

     Mable and (y/n) hurriedly put in their seat belts. "This is crazy-" (y/n) stuttered as dipper pulled out. The head gnome was furious. "You messed with the wrong creatures, boy. GNOMES OF THE FOREST... ASSEMBLE!"
    As if,well more like - on command, the gnomes put their heads up in response. They all piled up onto eachother,crearing a monster no man wanted to see. "Hurry! Before they get us!" Mable complained. Dipper smirked. "I wont worey about it,you see there little legs? No way they could catch up."
   "That's not how it works-" (y/n) sighed, looking at the back if the golf cart. Suddenly, there was huge steps. Loud steps. "Dang..." mable muttered while the most scared triplet just hung onto his shovel. Oof man.

    There was a huge monster,made of only gnomes. The huge monster roared fierce at the three. "Move move!" Mable exclaims, dipper doing so.

The car zoomed away as the gnomes stomped away at them. The gnomster landed a punch,resulting in the conjoined gnomes to skater then reform.

     "That...must be hurt. " (Y/N) whispered to himself,clutching onto the shovel.

     "COME BACK WITH OUR QUEEN!" The lead gnome shouted at the three.

      "Hes getting closer!" Mabel would shout as she turned around,glancing at the gnomster quickly.

     Four Gnomes were launched out of the hand, their small, unusual teeth baring... like a rat.  One Landed ontop of the Golfcart, gnawing on the fabric roof, whilst the other three launched forward. 

     In the front,at Mabel side, a gnome hung upside down and growled like a weasel. ....maybe. Mabel, enraged like she should be- punched the gnome out the side and sent the gnome tumbling behind.

     When dipper was confronted with a gnome,he grabbed it by its head and smacked it against the drivers wheel, resulting in three honks. Before throwing the beaten up gnome out- it mumbled. "Shmebulok..." (A/N: kinda forgot how to spell it,sorry!"

     (A/N: By the way,,,major violence ahead. Does not follow normal gravity falls plot, as the adding of another twin can change things!)

     And so,the last gnome came baring claws at dippers face, only to miss and hit (Y/N) instead. Like any human would, he screamed. Like a girl. Like dipper,which is pathetic. His human instincts peaked and he grabbed the shovel and hit the gnome out the window. With some damage to the gnome, its head was cut clean of course.