DISCONTINUED{Gravity falls x male reader} The Summer Heat

tourist trap (3)

In a park, Mabel and her 'boyfriend', Norman, were playing frisbee. When Mabel threw the frisbee- it hit Norman strait in the head.
Behind a Bush, were Mabel' s brothers.
"Isn't this like- spying? That's not very-" Dipper shushed his other triplet. He held a camera, pointing to the young couple.

Norman punched through a diners glass window, unlocking it from the other side. He grunted with please as he let Mabel step in first.
"Sheesh- I wonder how much that would cost." (Y/n) commented.

Mabel and Norman were frolicking through a grave yard. Rude, you're stepping on people's deadboddies. Suddenly, Mabel' s boyfriend fell into a open grave, witch was filled with soft dirt. He stuck his hand out, crawling out zombie style. A still moment. Suddenly, they both broke out laughing.

I think I've seen enough...

Dipper busts through the door, with (y/n), while Mabel is combing her hair. "Mabel, we gotta talk about Norman. " Mabel turns to look at her brothers. "Isn't he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!" She turns her cheek to reveal a giant red mark. "Agh-" Dipper shouts,while (y/n) turns green.
"Haha, your both gullible. It was just a accident with the leaf blower!"

In her mind, she remembers turning on the leafblower, placing a picture of Norman on it. Then,she made a smooching sound. Suddnly- the leaf blower sucked her face whole. She screamed. "Get it off-" muffled, she banged the base onto the ground.

"It was fun."
(Y/n) shuddered at the thought. " Mabel, listen. I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!" He pulls out the journal from his jacket vest. Mabel gasped, whispering, "you think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!" "guess again sister- shaboom!" He opens the journal to show Mabel. She screamed. "Oh wait I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." He flipped a couple pages forth, the page he landed on before was the gnome page.
"A zombie?" "You never know! You might be in trouble!" (Y/n) protested. "C'mon guys, this is not funny!" Dipper put the journal back into his alarmingly large pockets. "I'm not joking! It all adds up- the bleeding, the limping, he never blinks! How do you not notice that!"
"Maybe he's blinking when your blinking!"
"Mabel, remember what the journal said? Trust no one?"
Mabel stopped. "What about me,Dipper? What about (y/n)? Why don't you trust us? I knew you were paranoid, but not that paranoid! I think (y/n) is rubbing off on you!" Dipper grabs his sister's shoulders. "M abel! He's gonna eat your brains!"
"Listen to me, Norman and I are going on a date at five a clock, and I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy-" she pushes Dipper out. "and I'm not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!" She slams the door, only to open it up, to let her other brother go out.
"Don't worry Dipper. " (y/n) pats his brothers back, while Dipper slides down the door, sighing. " What am I gonna do?" "Well, maybe- " "i don't need your emotional support right now" harsh Dipper,harsh.

The clock ticks, making owl noises. Mabel rushes down the stairs, a purple sweater halfway on. "Coming!" She shouts. She opens the door, Norman outside. "Hey Norman, how do I look?" "Shiny..." He groans,lifting his shoulders up abit. "You always know what to say~" she swoons, walking off with him.

Dipper and (y/n) sat on the love seat. "You know, he doesn't seem to bad." (Y/n) swings his feet back and forth. "Sis is right, I don't have any real evidence." "You never know. Oh, what if it's really a vampire?" "There's no way." Dipper flips through his recordings, barely paying attention to a peculiar clip. "I guess we can be kinda paranoid sometimes..." He stops. "Wait What?" He screams, rewinding. "What is it- OH my." The clip shows Norman and Mabel, Norman's arm around Mabel shoulder. Suddenly, his hand falls out, and he picks it up and puts it back on before anyone notices.
He shouts again, lunging back and toppling the chair backwards. "Ow!" (Y/n) complains as he was suddenly dragged by Dipper. "I WAS RIGHT, I WAS RIGHT!" "Wait-" "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh-" he runs outside.
"Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!" The boys both shout.
Their grunkle was showing off something to a crowd. "And here we have- a rock that looks like a face rock; the rock thay looks like a face rock."
"Does it look like a rock?
" no,it looks like a face"
"Is it a face?"
"It's a rock that looks like a face!" He was obviously mad. Dipper and his brother tried getting his as attention. "Grunkle Stan!" "Grunkle stan,over here!" Stan diddnt hear them. "For the fifth time, it's not a actual face!"

"Finally, were alone!" Mabel says, Norman walking up to her.  "Yes...alone"

The two brothers are still trying to get stan' s attention. Then, Wendy pulls up in the golf cart. "Wendy!" Dipper rushes over to her, along with a very tired (y/n). " we need to borrow the golf cart so we can save our sister form a zombie!" She smiles, then throws Dipper the key. "Try not to hit any pedestrians, and/or hit (y/n)" Dipper smiles, while his brother isn't. Not cool. She walks away, while (y/n) jumps in and Dipper starts the golf cart. Before he can fully go, soos stops them. "Dood is me, soos." He hands Dipper a shovel. "This is for the zombies. " "thanks" then he hands (y/n) a bat. " And this is if you see a pinata." "Uhm..ok???" Dipper than pups out the yard, soos saying; "Better safe than sorry!" "Don't go so fast-wahh!"

Norman and Mabel were on a trail in a forest. "Uh, Mabel. Now that we've gotten to know eachother...there something I need to tell you.." Norman fiddles with his zipper ,a ominous wind blowing across. Mabel looks at him." Oh Norman, you can tell me anything." Meanwhile, in her mind she was shouting:"please be a vampire, please be a vampire!"
"This may be wierd.. just uh, don't freak out!" His gruff voice says, "just, keep an open mind, and keep cool." He unzips his jacket. Mabels eyes go wide.

He reveals that, so along, he was a bunch of gnomes piled to get her to shape a human. Huh,figures. "Is this wierd? Is this to wierd? Do you need to lay down?" Mabel s mouth is wide open. "Alright, alright, I'm explain. So, were gnomes. First off, let's get that one outta the way." Mabel was so shocked, all she could say was "uhh?" Then, the gnomes introduced themselves. "In Jeff. And here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and uhm- I'm sorry, I always forget your name." The grey bearded gnome responded, in a gruff voice. "Shmebulok!" He snaps his fingers. "Shmebulok! Yes!"
Mabel sits down on a rock. "Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen! Right,guys?" He looks down, the other gnomes doing grabby hands, showing off their sharp teeth while saying:" queen!" Over and over again. "Hey, so what do ya say?" He pats his foot two times, making the whole gnome complex turn into a kneeling position, holding out a ring.
" So, will you join us in holy matrinomy? Matri-matrimony? Blah! Can't talk today!"

"Look, I'm sorry guys, you're really sweet but... I'm a girl, and your gnomes, and it's like, whaaat? Ugh, yikes.." the gnomes were disappointed. "We understand. Well never forget you mabel." She smiled. "Because were gonna kidnap you." "Huh?" She screamed as the gnome jumped onto her.

Btw, I'm doing this mostly by commercial breaks and stuff. Haha,I suck.