DISCONTINUED{Gravity falls x male reader} The Summer Heat

Tourist trap(2)

The trees swayed with the wind. Dipper had already hung various sighs, his other triplet barely doing anything except being jumpy. " Ugh, grunkle stan..." He grumbles as he puts up another sign. "Nobody ever believes what I say. Well, except (y/n), but he doesn't count" The brother was offended. "Hey! Your gullible too!" " Oh! Sorry, I diddnt know you were here. " Extreem sorrow for that young man.
(Y/n), the cursed man, had decided to (finally) hang up a sign. But when he went to hang the nail, the tree made the weirdest sound. A metal clang. "Uhm. I'm pretty sure trees sent metal." "Of course they arnt,(y/n)." Dipper replys, testing the sound from the tree. He feels around, finding a crevice. He opens it up. A radio was in a empty metal box thing, with switches. Curious, he flicked the switches on. "Uhm- I don't think that's safe. " he ignores his brothers statement, and looks twaord a spot were the goat was grazing. Suddenly, sounds of gears were heard as the floor opened. Inside, was a journal. "What The?" Dipper questions, picking up the book- which had a thick layer of dust in it, the deco being a golden sox fingered hand with a three in the middle.
"Wait, what if it's cursed?" He looks to the journal. "I doubt it." Dipper opens the journal.
" It's hard to belive that it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of gravity  falls, Oregon. " Dipper flipped through a couple of pages, landing on a page that had the words 'TRUST NO ONE'. The handwriting was rushed, poor guy must be scared. But no one can beat (y/n) at being scared. That guy. "Ok, I think we hung the sighs how about we go home?" Again, the brother was ignored, as he read out loud again. " Unfortunately, my suspitions have been confirmed; I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in gravity falls there is no one you can trust." He finished reading. "Trust no one?" He mumbles.
Suddenly, Mabel jumps out from behind a log, yelling "HELLLOOO", scaring the ever living shit out of (y/n), who screams loudly. Dipper also shouts, but more quite then his brother. Why even bother with that off spring?
" Oh my god- you scream like a goat. " (y/n) stands up from his place on the dirt. " no I don't!" Mabel rolls her eyes. "Anyway, watcha readin' there dip? Some nerdy thing?" "Um,,um- it's nothing!" Dipper hides the book behind his back, a goat chewing on the century's old book. "'Um, um- it's nothing!'" Mabel mocks her brother. " Come on, are you really not gonna show me?" She puts her hands on her hips. "I'm pretty sure if you told (y/n) you can tell me. You know how our brother is!" Dipper sighs. She was right, afterall- what would (y/n) do without them.
"Let's go somewhere more...secret. "

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"It's amazing! Grunkle Stan says I'm just being paranoid, but- according to this book, gravity falls has this secret dark side!" Dipper happily explained to his other triplets, who were all sitting on the one chair in the living room- Dipper in the middle, Mabel on the left and (y/n) sitting on the right on top of the armrest. He flipped through the pages, landing on a page he points at. " see?" Mabel looks at it. "Woah! Shut. Up!" She leans forward to look closer. " that's so cool!" (Y/n) seemed hesitant. "That sounds...pretty darn scary. I don't think we should do this...what if there was a major reason that the author hid it?" "Come on! It was begging to be found! " Mabel laughsat her scary cat of a brother. " anyways- after a certain amount of pages, it just stops! As if the person writing this just disappeared! " Dipper flips through empty pages, proving his statement.
The doorbell rang.
" well, it's time to spill the beans!" Mabel reaches over to the dinosaur skull table, flicking over a empty can of beans. Wow, how convenient. "Boop- beans!" She gets down from the chair.  " this girls got a date!" She giggled and imitated a train whistle. " Wait, you got a date in the half hour I was gone?" Dipper says, (y/n) kinda surprised. She probably bribed him or something, he thinks to himself. " What can I say? I'm just, IRRESISTIBLE!" She waves her sleeves around, smiling happily. The doorbell rang a couple more times. "Oh! Right, I'm coming!" She yells as she runs to the doorstep.
The boys sit back down, reading the journal. " whatcha kids reading?" Stan says as he walks in. Dipper panics, shoving the book behind his brother and picking up a random magazine.  " uhhhh...Gold chains for old men?" Dipper questions as he read the title. " hey,that's a good issue." Stan replies.
"I feel old already."
" Oh family! Come and say hi to my new boy friend!" She screams, holding onto a pale teen. The men say there awkward hellos. "We met at the cemetery, he's really deep..." she touches his arm." Oh? Little muscle there...hehe, what a surprise. " disgusting. Love is disgusting... "so," Dipper says, suspicious of this new man. Hey, maybe he's just protective. "whats your name?" "Ugh, normal...MAN!" weird. Mabel speaks up for him." He means norman~" Dipper looks at his other triplet. "Uhm, are you bleeding?" Norman's respond was almost immediate. "It's jam." Wow,ok. "what? I love jam! Look.at.this." Mabel says, falling more in love. Wow.
"So uh, do you wanna go hold hands or whatever?" Mabel blushed. "Oh my goodness..." she giggles. "Don't wait up~" then soon after they skipped through the hall. Norman, however, did finger guns at them and turned around, running into everything before he finally went out.
There was something..weird about Norman. So I consulted the journal. With (y/n), of course.
Dipper sat in front of a red stained window, reading the journal. (Y/n) sat on the floor, writing something in his note book. Maybe it was remedeys and cures. Oh, it definitely was.
"Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes, these creatures are always mistakened for..." dippers eyes widened. "Teenagers? Beware gravity falls nefarious..." He gasped, (y/n) starting to away with tired ness.(He diddnt exactly get sleep. He said there was something crawling around. It was a mouse...) "ZOMBIE???!???" this awoke his brother, who shouted and jumped. "WAIT WHAT-" Dipper looked outside, toward the groaning of Norman.
(Y/n) gets up and rushes to the window, looking out. "Mabel! Watch out! No no n o n o no-" Dipper presses his face against the glass more, as outside Norman was walking toward a happy Mabel, arms outstretched. As Norman reached their sister, he leaps away to tell the truth.
He had made a flower necklace.
"Daisies? You scallywag~" Mabel pushes Norman a little.
"Is my sister really dating a zombie? Or am I just going nuts?" " depends on who your talking to" (y/n) responds.

"That's a dillema to be sure." Sues says, alarmingly out of no were. "I couldn't help but overhear you talking to yourself. And him,too." Dipper ignores his brothers extremely offended look and walks up to soos, who was on a ladder fixing a lightbulb. "Soos,you've seen Mabel's boyfriend,right? He's gotta be a zombie!"
"Hmm..how many brains did you see the guy eat?"
"Zero.."
" look dude- I belive you. I'm always seeing weird stuff in this town. Like the mail man? I'm pretty sure he's a were- wolf."
He flashes back to a hairy mail man. "If he is, I better get my silver reckless out again." (Y/n) states, clearly being serious. "But you gotta have evidence, otherwise people will think your a major coo- coo clock." Dipper looks down. " as always soos,you're right."
Soos nods. "My wisdom is both a blessing, and a curse." He closes his eyes. Dramatic, eh?
"SOOS! THE PORTABLE TOILETS ARE CLOGGED AGAIN!" He opens his eyes. " I am needed else where." He steps into the shadows backing out.
My sister was in trouble. It was time to capture some evedince.

Yoyoyo! It's me,you're lovely author~ no one reads this anyways so...gods bye!