UwU Ero x Cosmi Smut Oneshots UwU

Honeymoon

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based on what happened in the discord server lMAO,

credits to rider for preparing the honeymoon room B)
KEHAHAISHAHAJAHD DONT KILL ME COSMI LMAO ILY BB
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Well what do you know, it was the wedding day for special inklings. The male named Ero and the female as Cosmi. Mask was bawlING in the corner while Nana and Aloha ( the bridesmaids ) were standing to the side of Cosmi.

Aiden was the priest in the situation because Mask just couldn't even. Skull was busy munching on a few of the several sweets and whatever but Aviators was trying his diddly darn hardest to stop him from eating the cake Aloha had spent time making.

Rose was tied up and hissing in other corner but deep down in that sadistic body, he was a happy boye. Rider was being a proud father right t h e r e while Goggles just teared and batted his eyes with some tissue dramatically. Headphones was playing the piano while keeping watch on the real deal and Hachi just kinda sat there like "*puts hand on shoulder* hey 😎".

Finally, the two differently shaded purple inklings glanced at each other, the wholesomeness and love in their eyes almost drowning out everything going on around them. Aiden had spoken up, "By placing these rings on each other's fingers, you are making your union final." Ero snapped out of his thoughts and took the ring he was supposed to put on Cosmi. Aiden went on babbling, then soon it was Ero & Cosmi saying their vows.

Everything was cool, till the whole "You may now kiss the bride" bizz came up and Aloha & Mask lost their shit and cried harder than necessary. Cosmi giggled, Ero died a lil inside because of that like the big ol dork he is. Ero had placed his hand on Cosmi's soft cheek and leaned in, kissing smol lil Cosmi perfectly UwU. Insert fangirling of 8 Inklings, 1 Octoling and a human here please.

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haha yes,
its the after party but not really because everyone is practically passed out except for the bride and the groom. "Uh, what should we do know?" the pastel-purple inkling had asked her husband. "Not so sure..." he thought for a second. "We could start our honeymoon.." he looked over with a slight purple blush on his face.

Cosmi's face got flushed as she looked away,
"I don't know..." she had gotten nervous. "What if-" "There is no what if, nobody is stopping us from doing this." he lifted her chin up to look at him, staring deeply into her pastel-blue eyes. "Then I guess we can..." she shyly smiled.

Ero picks up Cosmi bridal style and rushes over to their- ahem- S P E C I A L room B).
Cosmi laid herself down on the bed, Ero already undressing her and himself as he kept kissing her. He was going slow because this is basically Cosmi's first time. Cosmi had parted from the kiss and shyly look up at the inkling towering over her, placing her small gentle hands on his cheeks with a small smile.

He returned the smile and place on hand over hers, his other at her side. "Please be gentle okay?" Ero nodded in reply, lifting one of Cosmi's legs by her thigh and position his NGYES over her moistened WOOMY. He rubbed against her for a bit, blushing at the small little noises she made before inserting slowly and carefully into her.

Her moans were Ero's fuel, soon his small and slow thrusts became much more quick and rough, driving lots of pleasure to Cosmi and himself. He leaned onto her neck and kissed it, leaving a few hickeys and what not as the bed creaked from Ero's thrusts. Cosmi's adorable needy little moans echoed in the room as Ero's grunts became rougher from the pleasure.

"I-I'm.. gonna cum.." Ero had whispered to Cosmi, her arms wrapping around his neck tightly as he did so, she was also nearing her climax so the best decision was to finish with him. Ero made a few more thrusts before making a loud grunt and releasing his cum inside of Cosmi, Cosmi cumming in the process as the feeling of being filled overwhelmed her.

The two gave each other space but kept each other close as they panted, Cosmi had pulled Ero in for a deep kiss as soon as she was done. Obviously, Ero had kissed back, feeling pretty good about all that had happened, including the marriage and the after party. Everything went according to plan B).

So basically,

Ero got a waifu and got to smash said waifu,
The End B)

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eat my ass, spirits, this was words holy fuck i hate this

haha yes feel my wrath you cucks,
ily cosmi & ero dont sue me i have 18 kids ty
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