<—————————> givesbirth anyways yes hi, its me B) ya'll big bootylicious adorable lil mochi cosmicaltea made a server and ya'll better join it ty, join ero's server too B)
k thnx, dont heckin ask for my discord you r o d e n t s nojkilyimsorry anyways this is another oneshot, everything is different so dont bash me for basically slapping the honeymoon chapter out of existence <—————————>
Currently, the two inklings that had been in their humble abode in Inkopolis Square. The long tentacled inkling girl trying to chill out after coming back from a few salty Splat Zones battles. She was slowly losing her rank and it really rubbed her the wrong way.
"Eroooo..." she sniffed and hugged the taller inkling male from behind. "Love, don't cry.." he replied and looked over his shoulder, "But- I'm gonna go back to rank B+.." she whined. Ero had sighed and picked up Cosmi, taking her to the couch and sitting down with her on his lap. Cosmi shortly laid her head on his shoulder as she kept sniffing for a few moments, Ero smiling for her little overreaction. "I don't understand how this is bad, you're already at level 72." "I just really want to get to S rank! But my teammates suck!" she pouted and crossed her arms.
Ero chuckled, keeping a hand at her waist, "What if I helped you then?" she thought for a moment, "Hmmm, fine, but you better not let me down." she teased him. "I won't." he smiled and placed a small kiss on her cheek. "But first, I'm hungry." she got off of Ero's lap, skipping over to the kitchen and grabbing some chips ( probably had to use a chair to boost herself with her 5ft ass LMAOOOOO DONT KILL ME COSMI ILY ).
Ero turned on the tv and searched for anything interesting to watch. Cosmi came back with the chips and two drinks for herself and Ero. She had placed the drinks on the floor and opened the bag of chips after sitting back down on the couch. Ero wrapped an arm around her, bringing her closer to his own body as they watched tv.
<—————————> time skip brought to you by my will to live <—————————>
It was currently 8pm now. Ero had dozed off but Cosmi was still awake, laying on his chest while still watching tv. She began growing bored and decided to head to bed as well, the only problem being that Ero's arms were holding her down and she didn't want to wake him up ( she's gonna tho lmao ).
Cosmi sat up a scooch and looked at Ero for a few moments, leaning in and placing a small kiss on his cheek shyly. She began nibbling on his neck, things already getting heated as soon as Ero started to shift a few times. Cosmi started rubbing against Ero's clothed n g y e s with small whimpers, already lowering the zipper and letting out said pEnNgYeS.
She moved her ( smh ya'll already know cosmi wears lace underwear, dont @ me ) underwear to the side, grinding against Ero's, now hardened, SqUIbBo. Cosmi tried to be as quiet as she could but it didn't help because the sudden slight pleasure was waking up Ero. He was only half awake before comprehending what was happening. He sat up quickly, startling Cosmi a little, "W-What're you.." Cosmi shyly looked away, a bit of guilt coming along.
"I-I'm sorry... I just..." Ero sighed, placing a hand on Cosmi's cheek, "You could have just asked, babe.." "B-But you were asleep-" she was cut off with a kiss along with Ero already sliding his length inside of her. Cosmi twitched and moaned into the kiss, gripping Eros' shoulders tightly.
<—————————> i sure do love cliffhangers B) okay dont kill me omg, imma make a part two to this so dw lmao.
also um, ihaveanewboyfriendandilovehimsomuchomg but anyways, that was fucking 665 words lmAo
have a meme to make up for my absence uwu
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