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"How do you want your first impression to be?" she chirped, ready to go bonkers on her keypad. "I am certain that I would like it to be unmistakably clear."

That was the vaguest God could have been, of everything he could have wanted to tell the humans of Earth, he wanted to be clear. "Could you be more specific? What do you want to be clear about?" she enquired.

"About me, about why I am tweeting." She was trying her very best and bitterly failing to make sense of Gods plan, "to stop them from destroying themselves?" she swallowed.

"Yes, but let's just be more precise, we don't want anarchist running riot." That was one thing she totally agreed with, the apocalypse anticipators were one of Gods creations that had remained a distant conceivability to Florence.

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