widowmaker

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I decided to make a backstory for the album "Widowmaker" by No One Gets Out Alive (i'm already widowmaker). read more about this at the end but enjoy  the story


So a frog lived in a swamp near a farm. he visited his friend the pig every day fopr a while and they bonded really well. none of the other farm animals liked the pig but that one frog. then one day it was winter and mr mcdonald decided he was mchungry and killed the pig for its meat. The farm animals didnt show any sympathy because everyone hated that pig but the frog was sad and when he asked the goose what happened, the goose just laughed. everyone laughed. they started to call the frog names and the frog got really sad. he hopped back to his swamp very depressed and his friends calmed him down. they all agreed it was not fair to be treated like this so they formed an army with that frog being the leader. they formed a cult and they killed all the farm animals together and wrote an album about it. then they killed mr mcdonald


So my friend spike and i joked about forming a death metal country band and i looked up on yt to see if that was a thing and apparently it is.

The man doing the vocals on this album literally sounds like a fucking frog croaking so thats where i got the frog idea from. i swear it's so funny

this album is like.... death country banjo slam. i made a backstory to it; i hope you enjoy. one vote = one tear for the frog

heres the album if u want

  (ngl the instrumental fucking SLAPS its just the vocals that are an abomination. i just did some research on them and this guy's vocals have imrpoved over the years. stream TxNxOx if you want something better by them lol)

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