PJO/ HOO Oneshots of Randomness

The Vitabrix Return- Chapter One

((Warning- swearies and drugs.))
--Percy--

I hoped it would be a normal day. Sadly, it wasn't.

It happened. Again.

It started in a head counselor meeting. Will was late, which was not like him.

"Where's Will?"

"I dunno." Leo answered.

Suddenly a figure broke through the ceiling. All jaws hit the floor at the sight of Will Solace in a bedazzled thong.

"MY EYES!!!" Leo fell out of his chair.

Will ignored him and jumped onto the table gracefully and faced the beet red Di Angelo.

"NICO!! I HAVE COME TO MAKE YOU MINE!!"

"Solace, w-what the fu-"

Will picked up Nico, saying "I MUST PREFORM A FULL BODY EXAMINATION TO MAKE SURE YOU'LL LIVE!!!"

"LET ME GO!!!!!"

The son of Apollo flew out with the raging Ghost king screaming "FOR MEDICAL REASOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!"

"Medical reasons my ass." Jason muttered.

What did he...

Oh...

I understand now...

"What... the hell just happened?" Clarrise asked.

"My fragile heterosexuality...." Leo rocked back and forth on the floor.

I heard laughter from above. I looked to see a few familiar faces staring down from the ceiling.

"RAVENCLAW AND GUN GIRL!!!!!!" I blurted.

"Yo."

"Sup homies?!" The girl with the AK-47s from last time announced.

"Don't say that. Again."

"Never."

Wooden boards creaked and they fell down too, Gun Girl landing on Chiron and the Ravenclaw on the sleeping Stolls.

"What the-"

Chiron was cut off by the Stolls' screams of terror as they awoke.

"OW!!!"

"MY FACE!!!"

"Not my fault." Ravenclaw somersaulted off them and onto the table.

Gun girl joined her, standing up and pulling out a pill bottle and raising it up like Rafiki raised Simba.

"WE HAVE RETURNED WITH THE DRUGS!!!"

"YAY!"

"No yays, Leo!!!"

"But being high was fuuuuuun, Piper!!! I went AHS on Nico's ass!!! Wait... in the demonic way, not the awkward sex..."

"TMI." Pipes shook her head in disappointment.

"Just wait, we have drugs for everyone in celebration of my birthday!!!" Gun girl said. "And Hitlers. And weed day."

"BLAZE IT."

--New pov--

Leo then lit himself on fire.

"NOT THAT WAY, VALDEZ."

"YOU CAN'T TAME ME. YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I PUT IN MY CEREAL."

They heard laughter from above. They looked up in shock. Suddenly hand pops out of the screen and pulls you in. Yes, you, the reader. From whatever you were doing you're now here. In my story.

Suprise, motherf**kers.

"Who are you?!" Percy accused.

Welp. This will be interesting.

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HI IM ALIVE AND BACK.

So yeah you're in the story now!!! Like it? Yes? No? Tell me in the comments.

This is probably really short but OH WELL YOULL GET MORE LATER.

Im the Ravenclaw, and my friend ShamelesslyImperfect is Gun Girl.

Dont own drugs or PJO, or AMERICAN HORROR STORY, or ShamelesslyImperfect. Yep.

Byes