Oh Gators...

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SWPLGoB_1: GUYS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO'S VISITING!!!!!!!!

Seaweed_Brain718: THE OLD MILEY?!

Green_DayGrace: BRENDON URIE?!?!

SCOTA2_DW: ALFRED F. JONES?!?!?!

AsexualArdvark: No, I wish, and who?

SWPLGoB_1: OUR HERO, ALONG WITH GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!!!!!!!

KH_Lover: Don't bring them into this.

SCOTA2_DW: *Do

KH_Lover: *Don't

SCOTA2_DW: *Do

KH_Lover: *Don't

SCOTA2_DW: *DO

KH_Lover: *DON'T

Seaweed_Brain718: *POSSIBLY!!!

KH_Lover: ???

SWPLGoB_1: Okayyyy. Now for the special guest who shall not be truly named because she's too cool for you peasants.

Green_DayGrace: Excuse me?

*ShamelesslyImperfect has logged on*

ShamelesslyImperfect: Excuse you.

SWPLGoB_1: TAYLOR!!!!!

ShamelesslyImperfect: JESSIE!!!!!!

AsexualArdvark: SHAMELESSLYIMPERFECT!!!!

ShamelesslyImperfect: ASEXUALARDVARK!!!!!!!

SPN_DW_SL: SHANNON!!!!

SCOTA2_DW: LEO!!!!

SWPLGoB_1: Everyone, this is Taylor. She's from Texas.

SCOTA2_DW: TEXAS PRIDE!!!!!!!

ShamelesslyImperfect: Well I'm more on the Texas/Louisiana border.

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators roam.

ShamelesslyImperfect: Exactly.

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators are frolicking in the marshes and eating birds and small woodland creatures.

Anime_Forever: Well that's pleasant.

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators are smoking cigars, playing poker, and are part of the Spanish Italian mafia.

SCOTA2_DW: ... Spamano??

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators are the CSI and are singing BVB while jumping out of planes, shooting evil rats and eating taco bell.

ShamelesslyImperfect: Jess, put down the weed or whatever you have.

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators swim in marshes with snakes and fish and the humidity is as high as the stack of v-cards Jack have made over the years.

AsexualArdvark: XD How are you coming up with this stuff?!

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators sell drugs and Twinkies over the Korean black market with the help of the European spy agency.

Anime_Forever: Jess, for real, what are you smoking??

SCOTA2_DW: And can I have some??

ShamelesslyImperfect: And me?

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators are plotting the assassination of Miley Cyrus.

SPN_DW_SL: Is she ok??

Seaweed_Brain718: No!! I miss the old Miley.

SPN_DW_SL : I MEANT JESSIE!!!!

Seaweed_Brain718: Ok ok!!! No need to be rude.

SWPLGoB_1: Where the gators are having cult sacrifices to bring back their patron God, Sexy.

AsexualArdvark: Wait.... They're trying to bring Sexy back?!

*SexyJackHarkness has logged on*

*High_Warlock_of_Sparkles has logged on*

*Dorian_Gray has logged on*

*Jackal has logged on*

*ShamelesslyImperfect, SWPLGoB_1, SPN_DW_SL, and 2,106,693,816 others are fangirling so hard, the whole universe can hear*

Dorian_Gray: I don't see why they're trying to bring Sexy back. I'm right here, I never left.

High_Warlock_of_Sparkles: You mean I never left.

Dorian_Gray: I don't know who you must be, but I believe I'm far sexier than you'll ever be.

High_Warlock_of_Sparkles: I doubt that highly.

SCOTA2_DW; Ladies Ladies, please. Im the god of sexy.

Jackal: Dude even a robot you build wouldnt date you.

SCOTA2_DW: THATS IT LET ME AT 'IM LET ME AT 'IM!!!!!

SexyJackHarkness: There use only one way to settle this.

High_Warlock_of_Sparkles: A SEXY-OFF!!!!!!

Dorian_Gray: I accept the challange.

SCOTA2_DW: BRING IT ON!!!!!

Jackal: This shall be fun.

*SexyJackHarkness, High_Warlock_of_Sparkles, Dorian_Gray, Jackal, and SCOTA2_DW  have logged off*

SWPLGoB_1: .... LETS GO WATCH IT!!!!!

ShamelesslyImperfect: YES!!!!!!

*Everyone else has logged off*

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HELLO MY KOOLAIDS.

Ok, so my Wi-Fi has been a piece of crap lately so sorry for late updates.

Ok so Alfred and Gilbert are from Hetalia, Jack Harkness is from Doctor Who, High_Warlock_of_Sparkles-aka Magnus Bane- is from the Shadowhunter series' by Cassandra Clare, Dorian Gray is from Penny Dreadful, and Jackal is from the Blood of Eden series by Julie Kagawa.

So yeps.

So have a good day or night, depending on your time zone.

IMPORTANT: I started writing a new story on a different account, @Writeforwriting_ . It's a Disney thing and it only has one part up now but if you guys can check it out, I'd be really thankful.

BYES!!!!!!

Peaches and ducks are evil. Beware.

~~~~~You should all know I, JESSIE, RANDOM PERSON IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA!!!!!! Peace.

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