Graybat (Dick and Babs)

Thing

Dick POV

"She's driving me CRAZY!" I yell as I burst into the kitchen.

"Who is Master Richard?" Alfred pipes in.

"Barbara! She got back together with that IDOIT and- UGH!- and now she told me to stay out of it!"

"It seems that you have a thing for miss Barbara."

"Me?! Have a thing for Barbara? No no no way. She's my best fried how could I have a-- oh god! I have a thing for Barbara! Of course! I've been in love with her since we were nine!"

"Your just now seeing that?"

"Whoaaaaa." I stand there in aw.

"Shouldn't you to be on patrol?"

"She's on her way. I have a thing for Barbara. I have a thing for Barbara! Do I tell her?"

((Is it just me or is 'a thing for Barbara' starting to sound REALLY wrong?😜😂))

"Well, do you think that's a good idea?"

"I guess, I don't know. I can't believe I didn't she it, I've been in love with my best friend all these years. That's why I didn't want her to be with Jack because I was jealous."

Barbara walks in and notices us staring at her.

"What?" She asks.

"Nothing." Alfred and I answer in unison.

"Come on Dick we should get going on patrol. Bruce left a while ago."

"Oh um yeah okay."

As were walking down the stairs to the bat-cave I try to figure out what's going on.

"What's up with you Grayson?!" She asks.

"Oh ah nothing." Realizing that I'm staring at her again.