.Why can't my friends leave me alone? Don't they understand that I am busy working? Ming and Wayo both just barged into my office and I'm not happy about it. They keep trying to set me up on dates, blind dates, random hookups, etc... It's just too much right now. I don't have time to date. I am TOO BUSY with work to worry about having a boy/girlfriend. Actually, I'd prefer a guy honestly. The last girl I dated scared the shit out of me... What? I'm scared of girls, that's why I'm gay.
Ming is my best friend. We met in pre-school, I was very shy and he was the only person that I felt comfortable with, then we met Beam, another friend of ours, and the three of us have been close ever since. Wayo and I met in year three when Ming and I started school in Bangkok for the first time. Ming and I are from Rayong, Thailand originally and moved to Bangkok when we were 8. Ming and Wayo instantly became very close, even closer than Ming and I were, which I didn't mind since I had met another boy, Kit, and we became very close friends. Beam also became very close with all of us. And the five of us have been friends ever since. In high school, Ming and Wayo had started dating, while Kit and I had started dating as well, Beam was single but had a huge crush on this boy that none of us knew, we just knew that he was younger than all of us. That's all Beam told us about him. But it was short lived and they had a very, very, messy breakup. And little did I know that I would end up dating the same boy years later...
Ming kept showing me a bunch of different profiles on this website called 'Sugar.Babies' I wasn't interested though.
"I told you, I'm not interested," I said pissed off at two of my best friends.
"You need someone, you've been single for way too long. When was the last time you got laid?" Ming asked, I took his phone and started scrolling through the 'SugarBaby' profiles just to get him and Yo to shut up.
"Or dated?" Wayo added.
"My last date and last time (actually) getting laid was with Kit," I said and Ming gasped.
"You haven't been on a date in that long?!" Ming was shocked, I nodded and had to tell him to shut up before people outside of my office heard him.
"You haven't gotten laid in that long?" Wayo asked and I shook my head,
"It's only been a few years, and I hook up with people now and then, I've just been too busy with work," I said and stared a bit too long at one particular profile. He was adorable, 20 years old, college student. I wouldn't mind getting to know him a bit.
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"He's cute, seems to be your type," Ming said pointing to the 'baby' who's name was Phana.
"He's adorable," I said and Wayo told me to text him... so I did...
Turns out Ming's been talking to him for a while and Phana already knew me.
I hate MingYo so much.
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He asked if I could meet up with him tonight and I said sure. Why not?
"Oh, Forth's gettin' laid tonight!" Ming said and Wayo covered his mouth.
"This better end well..." I am extremely scared.
Author's Note:
Twitter Page/Thing - made by a powerpoint template I found
Texts - made from ifaketextmessage.com (both an app and website)
