ᗩᔕ I ᔕᗩIᗪ Iᑎ TᕼE ᒪᗩᔕT ᑕᕼᗩᑭTEᖇ ᗰOᔕT Oᖴ TᕼE ᗷᗩKᑌᔕᑫᑌᗩᗪ ᗯOᖇKᔕ Iᑎ TᕼE ᔕᗩᗰE ᑕOᖴᖴEE ᔕᕼOᑭ TᕼᗩT Iᔕ ᒪOᑕᗩTEᗪ Iᑎ TᕼE ᑕᕼIᗷᗩ ᑭᖇEᖴEᑕTᑌᖇE
ᑎOᗯ YOᑌ ᗰIGᕼT ᗷE ᗯOᑎᗪEᖇIᑎG 'ᗯᕼᗩT ᗩᗷOᑌT KIᖇIᔕᕼIᗰᗩ????'
ᗯEᒪᒪ I ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ TᕼIᑎK TᕼᗩT KIᖇIᔕᕼIᗰᗩ ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗷᗩᗷYᔕIT ᕼIᔕ ᗷᖇOTᕼEᖇ ᔕIᑎᑕE ᕼIᔕ ᖴᗩᗰIᒪY Iᔕ ᗩᒪᗯᗩYᔕ ᗯOᖇKIᑎG
ᗩᑎYᗯᗩY Oᑎ ᗯITᕼ TᕼE ᔕTOᖇY!
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Sero: Hi what can I get you?
Person: Can I get a caramel frappuccino but only 2 squirts, 3 tea spoons of sugar, 1/4 ice savings, Semi skimmed milk, a lot of whipped cream but not to much and a cookie
Sero: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sir you could of just said the custom order
Person: Oh
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Person: Excuse me mam can I get the usual?
Mina: And what would that be?
Person: Oh um can I get ummmmmm
Mina:
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Kaminari: Hi customer what can I get you?
Person: I'd like Urine coffee replace the cream with urine because it helps my quirk
Kaminari: PFFFFFFFF-
Person:HEY SHUT UP THAT'S HOW MY QUIRK WORKS!!!!
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Person: Can I get the "If you could see me now" book?
Bakugou: Sir this isn't a Library
Person: Oh Can I have a BLT then?
Bakugou: Sir we are a coffee shop
Person: WHAT! FIRST YOU DON'T HAVE THE IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW BOOK AND YOU DON'T HAVE BLTS!!!!! I SAW SOMEONE IN THE SHOP EATING ONE
Bakugou: BITCH THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP AND I POLITELY TOLD YOU THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP NOT A LIBRARY AND THAT WAS JUST KAMINARI ON HIS LUNCH BRAKE!
Person: YOU COULD OF JUST SAID THAT POLITELY!
Bakugou:
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(∩ò ͜ʖó)⊃━☆ﾟ.*Meanwhile with kirishima
Kirishima: Thank god time for me to rest-
Kozan: EJIROU WAKE UP I SAW A BIRD OUTSIDE
Kirishima: Brother it is nap time
Kozan: Oh okay but
Kirishima: Yes what is it?
Kozan: When will you find love?
Kirishima: GO TAKE A NAP AND I WILL BUY CHOCOLATE MILK
Kozan: Oh okay! Leaves
Kirishima: He really needs to stop spying on Umeko she is getting to him
And I need to buy chocolate milk
(∩ò ͜ʖó)⊃━☆ﾟ.* Later
Kirishima: I heard this place has 5 stars puts on his hoodie and enters in the coffee shop
Kaminari:Hello sir what would you li-
Kirishima:Not recognising him I just came here to go grab some chocolate milk for my brother and I got zero sleep
Kaminari: Kirishima?
Kirishima: Kaminari?
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Stand your ground ( Just the normal Bakusquad )
RandomJust a normal crack fic! Oh who am I kidding... In a world like this, how could anything be called normal anymore.
