Mitsuki: YOU LITTLE SHIT WHERE ATE YOU?!
Bakugo: FUCK YOU OLD HAG YOU CANNOT REACH ME!
Mitsuki: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE ROOF?!
Masaru: G-guys it's 4 in the morning you are waking up the neighbours
Mitsuki: NOT UNTIL HE GETS OFF THE ROOF WAIT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE ROOF WHEN THERE IS A DORM SYSTEM IN UA?!
Bakugo: LOOK MY FRIENDS DRED ME TO DO THIS OKAY?!
Neighbor: PLEASE CAN YOU SHUT UP!
Mitsuki and Bakugo: FUCK YOU!
Masaru: I still love my family
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Sero: Mom Mumma this is my boyfriend Kaminari
Kaminari: Hello there nice meeting you and I'd like to say you raised him well. Also he got a nice big ass
Sero: No you have a big ass
Arguing who has a better ass
Sero's Moms:
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Mom 1: I like this guy
Mom 2: Irene I love you but I think you should shut up
Irene: Akkiyo where is my phone?
Akkiyo: HONEY NO-
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Mina: Hey dad I'm Lesbien
Dad: SAYUMI WHERE IS MY MONEY?
Sayumi: Tskuyi is she?
Mina: Yes mother I'm beautifully decorated in rainbows
Sayumi: Take your 25,000 yen Babe
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Kirishima: Hello father how are you
Nurse: He is still in a comma so he probably can't hear you right now he's been like that for 13 years
Kirishima: I know
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Sayumi: Okay wait them wait for it Mina boom
Mina flipping her wig in a hot pink dress and spice girl high heels
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Kaminari: Mumz popz How u doin
Momz: I'm just taking out the trash
Popz: And I'm just paying our electricity bills
Kaminari: Why
Popz: Because that's how society works
Kaminari: Why don't we just use our quirks to make our own electricity
Popz: ...
Momz: ...
Dog: ....
Popz: Is that legal?
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Kirishima: Hey Mom!
Oh yEaH i FoRgoT yoUr NEvEr hOmE!
Umeko: You okay bro?
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Akkiyo: Sweetheart are you sure you want to do this?
Sero: Yes muma I am going to do it
Akkiyo: Remember I am so proud of you
Sero: Wish me luck!
Akkiyo: I will!
He brought her some women stuff
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Mitsuki: Why the fuck is he still up? okay you little shit time to-
Bakugo: What?
Mitsuki: ...
Bakugo: WHAT?!
Mitsuki: Is that your boyfriend?
Bakugo: yeah
Kirishima in Bakugo's lap: Hi
Mitsuki: I'll just come back later then
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My Mom's fav colour is dark white and light black!
-Kaminari
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Stand your ground ( Just the normal Bakusquad )
RandomJust a normal crack fic! Oh who am I kidding... In a world like this, how could anything be called normal anymore.
