The Daddy Agreement | Ashton Irwin

five

it was almost to predictable really. beaming hot sun to really put the icing on the miserable cake that was my week. just as i'd begin to feel like ash was changing again he snaps back into his cringy "bad boy" facade and is about as distant as the moon. i prodded a fry with a crappy cafeteria fork and watched it turn into a pathetic smudge of mashed potato on my plate. "yikes, did that fry screw you over too?" megan said snapping me out of my potato massacre. i grumbled and pulled the strings on my hoodie to almost cover my whole face, other than my mouth. "you look like a glory hole." megan stated.
"good, let everyone i'm so useable." i sighed.
"well, ashton hasn't showed up to any of his classes for days apparently," she said fumbling with an orange peel. "so maybe all that voodoo shit you did on that ken doll might've worked." she said, laughing at the fact i may have been slightly unstable a few times.
"unless he's bald, legless and laying at the end of my garden i don't want to anything to do with him." i said sarcastically, even if there was a hint of truth to it.
"what happened to 'omg megan he smells like sandalwood and vanilla bean'." she said mocking my voice. it's not that high pitched.
"sandalwood is a stupid word and vanilla is boring." i grumbles tossing my plate into the trash. megan scoffed but let it go anyway sensing my discomfort.

the next few days got better, i mean we weren't a thing so i had no reason to be upset? that's what i told myself though. it was more annoying the feeling of being used. megan had started talking to tilly, a mutual friend of ours, well her's more like, about a party this guy luke was throwing. i didn't really know him that well but his mom felt like she's always in my moms debt cause luke put a hole through our shed window with a rollerskate about 8 years ago. tilly invited me too, it was out of courtesy i suppose because i was sat with them whilst they were talking about it. "yeah i'll go." i said and relaxed as i could. tilly looked surprise for a second before showing a genuine smile and skipping back to her bus stop. "what the fucking fuck!" megan whisper yelled punching my arm.
"ok first of all, ow" i said narrowing my eyes.
"shut up i usually have to drag you by the neck to these things, so why? what? why?" she said with a layer of excitement lacing her pitch.
"i don't know why i said yes actually, it could be a laugh i guess." i said shrugging.
"it will be of course! ooh and we can make you look absolutely banging, like when khloe dumped tristen because he cheated on her with jordyn and she came back looking stunning, that'll be you!" she said as i could already see the cogs turning in her head.
"i have no idea who any of the people you just named are."

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a/n
uhhhhh hello lol
idk why i've not been updating this book cause i love it, well here we are 2 years later.

holy shit thank you for over 90k reads. i can't believe that many people have read this, it's so insane to think about ilysm and ill try to update as often as possible from now on

also new cover cause what the absolute fuck was i thinking with the last one