Yasuhiro's diary

Entry 1

I don't write. This is dumb. I don't know what to say. Hi, I guess. My name is Yasuhiro Hagakure but everyone just calls me Hiro. Some call me Hiroine. I tell them it's pronounced heroin but they just laugh. I don't know why.

If you're a cop and you're reading this, I'll give you some free weed if you stop by the alley behind my house Saturday. It's the real good stuff, I promise.

I can also tell your future. I'm right like 30% of the time, which rounds up to 100% so I'm sure I'll get it right. I said that when I did 10th grade the 3rd time and what do you know, I did. I got straight D's!

Today some guy bought some "crack" off me for $350. What he doesn't know can't hurt him, and he doesn't know that they're laxatives. So thanks to me, he'll never have any side effects from laxatives! I'm a real life saver, y'know. Bye I guess.