Yasuhiro's diary

Entry 3

My science teacher says good job for handing in a homework. I've had him for 2 years cuz I've been a senior for a while. That's why I have like ultimate seniority like no one gets above me. Just earlier today, someone called me a dipshit. I don't know what it means but I'm sure it's super cool. That's why I'm obviously the coolest guy in school. I'm on the freshman football team, and I did so well in the musical last year, that I got to help be a stagehand!

I might be yours ultimate fortune-teller, but I think I could be the ultimate anything. Which reminds me, I think I might have left my stash in math class. Dang it. It was real stuff, not laxatives this time. Although, by selling laxatives, do you remember that I am saving lives.

My mom figured out that I was keeping a diary, so now I have to write like everyday. She make sure I do. Mama's real proud of me but, sometimes she's a little bit too much. She works as a nurse. What more could you expect.

Anyway, my friends and I play this fun game when we go out. Basically, what happens if they tell me to go steal something, and then I steal it, and then I always get in trouble but they think it's really funny so it must be funny so I keep laughing but usually, they just leave me there. it's a fun game we all like to play.

Today I stole some shoelaces. I'm gonna sell them to this guy who collects random stuff. The stuff he collects us so random, like, he has a ton of baseball cards and a ton of stamps. Really weird stuff to collect.