I have much to say. Today, I mastered the art of eating burgers. I saw the video online. It turns out, I've been eating the wrong this whole time and so have you! The video said to eat them upside down, so that's what I do from now on.
Already sold eleven tins of laxatives to a pervy lady who was talking about some weird machine. I find question my customers, it gets weirder. They don't realize they're buying the cure to a problem many people have. Without me selling laxatives, the world would be in ruin. Despair would be through the roof.
Also, I got a date! At least, that's what my friends said. They said someone wants to go out with me! I bet she's super pretty. I don't know who it is, but I have a date for prom now. The only problem is, I don't know who is, so do I really have a date for prom? I can't see that far in the future cuz it's like two days away. And besides, I'd only be 30% correct, so even if I did see something, I could be wrong. . The only problem left now, is that I don't have a tux. Maybe my mom will help me get a hold of one. She does that sometimes. I don't always know where they come from but you know you get what you get.
I'm so excited. Bye!
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Fanfictionventure inside the life of conman, drug dealer, and idiot Yasuhiro Hagakure