>How I watch anime in a nutshell<
>Ships sinking<
Guy: KAZIME-CHAN!
Girl: TAIKO-KUN!
Me: *Watching the whole shit going down* Oh—
Guy: KAZIME-CHAN!!
Girl: TAI—! *Gets fucking shot*
Me: OH—
Guy: *Insert ya boi crying as he holds dying girl in his arms* Kazime-chan…
Girl: Gomene, Taiko-kun… *Fucking dies*
Guy: *Screams into the sky, fucking crying and shit as rain pours with his dead gf in his arms*
Me: BITCH IS DEAD. SHE FUCKING DEAD. FUCKING KNEW IT. MY FUCKING SHIP IS DEAD NOW, THANKS ALOT [Insert anime series creator] YOU BROKE MY HEART. *Flips the fuck out on about how the ship needs more fucking time before it dies (OR NOT)*
>Confession scenes<
Guy: Saki, watashi wa…
Girl: Hmm? *Does the head-tilt-in-confusion thing (too bad it ain't Natsuki)*
Me: SAY IT.
Guy: Watashi wa…!
Me: FUCKING SAY IT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. STAP STALLING.
>Kissing scenes<
OTP: *K i s s*
Me: *UNHOLY FANIGIRL-ISH SCREM*
>That one scene<
Me: *Closes TV*
>Or…<
Me: *Cringes, and laughs awkwardly as I question my life choices* Why am I even—?
>How I actually watch anime<
Me: ……… I can make an AU out of that.
>Then I just end up watching in silence, while I contemplate on the possibilites of me making every OC I have S U F F E R.<
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