Teen Titan Go Harem Story

Legendary Sandwich

[The episode opens to show an episode of Pretty Pretty Pegasus, Raven's favorite program. Butterbean and Sparkleface are imprisoned in a purple-pink dungeon with blue bars.]

Butterbean: It's no use, Sparkleface! We'll be trapped in this candy dungeon forever!

Raven: Don't give up, Butterbean. [Beast Boy laughs.] Great. Right in the middle of the best part of Pretty Pretty Pegasus!

Robin: [Pointing to himself.] And so, [Kicks.] I kicked another dirt monster into a furnace, and then I was all, [Points at ground.] "I bet that really burns you up."

Cyborg: [Follows Robin to the living room, laughing.] Like a metaphor. Boo-yah!

Beast Boy: [Laughing as he sits down.] That's too much, dude.

Robin: [Chewing, mouth full.] He didn't hear me though, [Smacks lips.] he was on fire. [Bites sandwich.]

Raven: [As crumbs from Robin and Cyborg's sandwich fall on her head.] Ugh. Seriously? You guys eat like animals. Why can't you eat like JP? He's a boy and has manners.

Beast Boy: [As a pig eating the sandwich noisily and messily.] Uh ... uh ... so good. [Raven stares at Beast Boy.] What, Raven?

Raven: Well, I guess you get a pass, but [Looks up at Robin and Cyborg.] you two are disgusting.

Cyborg: Sorry, it's just Robin makes the best sandwiches. Also JP is lame with all that manner stuff.

[JP teleports in]

JP: What was that, Cyborg?

[Cyborg smiles nervously]

Robin: It's true. I've developed a sandwich design that will take your mouth on a flavored journey.

Beast Boy: [Transforming back into his human self.] A flavored journey worth a journey of its own!

Cyborg: Oh, yeah. I'd crawl over a hundred miles of broken glass for this sandwich!

Beast Boy: I'd drive across the country in a car that smelled like Cyborg's BO for this sandwich! [Laughs.]

Cyborg: Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from this sandwich!

Beast Boy: Well, yeah! I'd do some ... uh ... incredibly difficult stuff for that sandwich ... actually!

Raven: So, you're saying you'd leave the tower if I told you where to find a good sandwich?

Robin: Sure, but it would have to be a legendary sandwich, like mine!

Raven: [Floats off the couch.] There is an ancient sandwich of power, hidden away from those who'd would use its power for evil.

Robin: Ha, okay, first of all that's dumb and you made it up. Second, even if it is true, my sandwiches are the best! Period.

Raven: Oh, but it is true. Behold!

[A book, Ancient Legends appears, and falls in her arms. Starfire enters with Silkie in her arms.]

Starfire: Oh, is it story time?

JP: (Sighs) Let's get this over with.

Raven: [Voice-over.] In an age long forgotten, an old king summoned his Sandwich Wizard. The king commanded him to create a sandwich of power. The Sandwich Wizard labored in his tower for six days. On the seventh, he brought the sandwich before the king and it was glorious. It would grant him eternal life so he could rule his kingdom forever. It was also delicious.

[Robin, Starfire holding Silkie, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are gathered around the couch and awe in delight.]

Beast Boy: Delicious?