Teen Titan Go Harem Story

Pie Bros

Interior. Titans Tower.

Beast Boy is sitting in front of the couch, drawing on a piece of paper. Raven levitates into view behind the couch and takes a quick glance at the paper. She stops.

Raven: What is that?

Beast Boy: A birthday gift for Cyborg.

Beast Boy shows Raven a picture which depicts a Beast Boy-like robot riding a Cyborg-like dog with flames erupting behind them in a purple background.

Beast Boy: [Pointing to the dog.] I'm drawing him as a dog, [Pointing at the robot.] and me as a robot.

Raven: Okay, and you think he's gonna like it?

Beast Boy: [Puts picture in pocket.] As his best friend in the whole world, [Cyborg enters, walking behind the couch.] I always know exactly what he wants.

Cyborg: Hey, beast bud, you hungry? [Walks out of view.]

Beast Boy: [Whispering.] Watch this.

Beast Boy leaps over Raven, knocking her to the ground as the camera switches to the kitchen. Beast Boy lands behind Cyborg, who is staring at an open refrigerator.

Cyborg: Y'know, I kinda feel like having -

Beast Boy: Pie perhaps?

Cyborg: [Gasps.] How'd you know?

Beast Boy: It's my job to know! And 'cause I love pie too!

Cyborg: ♪ When I say, "I want", you say, "pie!" I want - ♪

Beast Boy: ♪ Pie! ♪

Cyborg: ♪ I want - ♪

Beast Boy: ♪ Pie! When I say, "yummy", you say, "pie!" Yummy - ♪

Cyborg: ♪ Pie! ♪

Beast Boy: ♪ Yummy - ♪

Cyborg: ♪ Pie! ♪

Beast Boy and Cyborg: ♪ Apple, rhubarb, peach or pear. Any kid, we don't care. ♪

Beast Boy: ♪ I love pie! ♪

Cyborg: ♪ Yeah, I love pie! ♪

Beast Boy and Cyborg: ♪ Oh we l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love love pie! ♪ [Laugh.]

[JP appears out of no where]

JP: What have I said about singing that song?

Cyborg: (Scared) Won't happen again!

Beast Boy: (Scared) Yeah, bro.

[JP lands on the ground]

Beast Boy: Yeah, dude. Warm pie!

Cyborg: I need a slice! [Walks away.]

Beast Boy: [To Raven.] Yup. He's gonna love my gift.

Interior. Mother Mae-Eye's Pies.

The Titans are sitting at a booth. Mother Mae Eye passes the Titans while carrying a pie and humming an eerie tune.

Cyborg: Time to get our pie on!

Robin: [Looks at Cyborg and Beast Boy.] You guys really like pie.

Beast Boy: Who doesn't? [Turns to Raven.] Ooh, whatcha got there? [He slowly moves his finger down towards the pie while Raven watches with her normal expression. He then sticks his finger in the pie, takes out a tiny piece, and puts it in his mouth.] Oh, wow, blueberry. [Licks his finger.]

Raven: [Disgusted.] Ugh, gross!

Beast Boy: [Wipes his hand on Raven's clothes.] Relax, I just washed my hands.