Teen Titan Go Harem Story

Driver's Ed

Interior. Titans Tower. Monday.

Beast Boy is playing a video game in his bedroom. He has just reached the Ultimate Boss.

Beast Boy: This is gonna be the greatest achievement of my life.

Beast Boy starts fighting the Ultimate Boss. He's managing to avoid the Ultimate Boss's attacks and has knocked the boss's health down to nearly zero. Suddenly, Robin kicks Beast Boy's door down.

Robin: Beast Boy! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! Gotta go!

Beast Boy drops the controller and follows Robin. The Ultimate Boss destroys his character, and the words "YOU ARE DIE" appear on the screen.

Jump City.

Beast Boy is driving Robin in the T-Car.

Beast Boy: What's the emergency?

Robin: Got a monster to deal with. [They stop at BurgerSplode!] A monster case of the munchies! Cheeseburger, fries, milkshake, and a small side salad, stat!

Unintelligible language is heard from the drive thru speaker. Beast Boy looks annoyed.

Interior. Titans Tower. Tuesday.

Cyborg is running a backup on his computer memory. It's only at 14%.

Cyborg: Man, these backups seem like they take longer every week.

Robin: [Enters.] Cyborg! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We've gotta go!

Robin pulls Cyborg away from his computer. When the plug pops out, a "Warning" "Data Lost!" error appears on the screen. Cyborg is shown driving Robin.

Exterior. Game Bear.

Robin: Check it out. Dog Simulator 2000.

Cyborg, looking annoyed, smacks the game out of Robin's hand.

Interior. Titans Tower. Wednesday.

Starfire is picking berries off an alien plant. Silkie reaches for them.

Starfire: You cannot eat the berries, Silkie. They are bad for you. Yes, they are. Oh, yes, they are.

Robin: [Crashes in through the window.] Starfire! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We've gotta go!

Robin grabs Starfire and pulls her off the chair. Silkie takes advantage of this to devour the berries and the pot containing them. As a result, Silkie bloats up horribly.

Exterior. The Cave.

Starfire is parked and Robin rushes to the establishment.

Robin: Pick me up in an hour! Thank you!

Starfire growls angrily, her eyes glowing green.

Interior. Titans Tower. Thursday.

Raven is fending off a demon that is trying to appear through a portal in her room.

Raven: Back, foul demon! [Blasts it with dark magic.] Azarath Metrion Zin -

A buzzing sound is heard, and a piece of the ceiling drops in.

Robin: [Through the hole in the ceiling.] Raven! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car, we gotta go!

Robin drops in, grabs Raven, and uses his grapple to leave through the hole. The demon looks around, then escapes.

The beach.

Robin grabs a surfboard out of the T-Car and rushes to the waves. Raven goes demonic with rage.