want
/wänt,wônt/
verb
1. have a desire to possess or do (something); wish for
you wanna get ya girl? she doesn't have a vsco to stalk? here's the basics.
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let's talk sly signals.
you - and this is not for my fellow lesbians - dimwitted males may not realize the small nudges girls give you when they want something. this is mainly around physical contact. today we shall talk hand holding
numero cinco - hand fetishes, i mean holding hands
when a girl brushes against your arm while y'all are walking side by side: HOLD HER HAND
when a girl asks you to feel how soft her hands are: HOLD HER HAND
when a girl says her hands are cold and says to feel them: HOLD HER HAND
when a girl consistently walks near you when there are other people to be by: HOLD HER HAND
basically, if y'all are dating - HOLD HER HAND. holding hands is wholesome. every girl wants to hold hands. literally.
quick story-time: in the seventh grade, when holding hands was a big deal, my friend dragged me and my other two friends in the bathroom. she was like "omg i'm gonna hold hands with my boyfriend and my hands are fucking rough"
i didn't know what to do but apparently friend two and three - who mind you, barely talk to guys - whip out an array of lotions and hand creams from their backpacks. it was such a powerful moment.
they "broke up" two days later. probably because of friend one's crusty dusty musty ass palms.
key tip for girls: always moisturize your hands so you can have angel fingers. never know when you're gonna need'em.
anyway, gonna do a quick exposing of the female population before i sign off. if you don't end up holding ya girls hand after she so blatantly told you to feel her freezing anemic palms, she'll probably go up to her friend or another guy to make you feel unspecial. can't say i haven't done it.
