alright i'm gonna tell you little tits about my life story. so i used to be a little wee until calvin klein started 9th grade. he wanted to get all the bitches (they were all crusty bruh i don't even know what he was going through i woulda turned gay but he was a hormonal boy so).
so in chemistry dude was assigned some project where you mix this with that to make this explosion and ladadidadi (we like to party). so anywhore my asian nigga mixed all the shit together and this fucking flying monkey flew in and dumped some fucking chemical x in there and it spilled all over me and i grew super powers and then i grew like an inch and i'm like the fuck is this jack in the bean stock power puff girls shit.
so calum decided to bottle it up and call it puberty like the fuck kind of name is puberty you ain't even got no pubes then this nigga stood on top of this big ass tower like he king kong or some shit and poured it all over some teenage boys and yeah if your boyfriend or brother or some shit sounded all manly it's bc calvin blame him.
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The Adventurous Adventures of Calum's Dick
Fanfictionthis is the story of my life (which is probably better than yours #sorrynotsorry) as a dick of this Asian nigga so read and weep mother fucker i'm out mr.wang
