the other day calvin was flirting with some stanky ass cracker ass red headed groupie who im pretty sure had stds or some shit. at this time he wasn't sure what he liked. he just took whatever he can take bc nobody wanted him. everyone thought asians had small dicks. SMH
"great. what's your snapchat?"
"@dicklover101haharedheadswag. add me cutie"
HELL NAH NIGGA
it's time for me to release the fury. i find my way out of his tighty whities and slap that mother fucker in the face. smh had to get a sloppy toppy from his own dick.
"FUCK YOU DOIN"
"saving you from yourself"
"wait my dick is talking to me. MY DICK TALKS WHAT THE HELL MY DICK IS ALIVE"
smh is this boy fr
"nigga you late asab. the things your damn science project did. but you better not add that hoe"
"stfu i can do what i want yoLO now go back down there" and calum shoved me back
down in them tighty whities
did this bitch just.
mr. wang
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okay guys i found one of my old chapters from long long time ago and idk i decided to post it bc its stupid as hell like what was i thinking but anywho, i felt like making this story a thing and yeah lmfao. i won't really have constant updates bc not a writer af okay yeah guys adios.
YOU ARE READING
The Adventurous Adventures of Calum's Dick
Fanficthis is the story of my life (which is probably better than yours #sorrynotsorry) as a dick of this Asian nigga so read and weep mother fucker i'm out mr.wang
